Well, yet again I was tagged by the human named MidnightBlaze...
And basically this is what's going on:
0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
And Midnight, just copy and paste the image XD
1. This is you
Well... I don't even know what it is, but it looks dead.
2. This pokemon is your rival
Oh god, isn't this a fighting type? I mean, a small midget dead rabbit vs a cat that wears loose long sleeves, yeah, the cat wins.
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
You know, it kinda makes sense since 'me' and this guy are both tiny, but aside from that, a Goomy?... Really...? It's literally living slime XD
4. This pokemon is stalking you
Aww :3 It's actually one of my favourite Pokemon, so I don't mind But... It's so sad as it's lonely.
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
He/she kinda looks like he/she'll steal a cake, and even if I do say anything about it, I doubt I can even do anything.
6. This is your Lab partner
HOW WOULD THIS EVEN LAB? OR EVEN HAND? OR ANY OTHER THINGS LAB PEOPLE DO.
7. This is your best friend
You know, most would probably find this I guess 'uncool', but for me and my lets say lazy and uncaring personality, I'd say we'd be perfect friends.
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
I-I actually think I may have a chance... If we were battling on land of course... If not then i'd be rekt. Rip me... YES, RIP, DO YOU SEE THAT WHISMUR? I WAS DEAD BEFORE THE BATTLE EVEN STARTED.
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Do I even have shoes? Do I even have feet?! And why does a fish need shoes? Maybe fin shoes? Idk.
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
I don't think it'll be too bad with a Blissy in my house, I mean, it's a fairy, right? And what could it possibly do in my sleep? Just look at that face, it's one that shows no ill intent. I think...
11. This pokemon is your pet
Actually, now that I think about it, it's a pretty good pet, I could possibly fly on it, or it could pick me up into the sky.
12. This is your new roommate
Yey midgets for the win.
13. This is your new boss
Ok, if it was the evolved version, I wouldn't mind, but a sheep? It's too small to be the boss of anything, and even if he/she was my boss, I doubt I can actually do anything useful.
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
I'm pretty sure most would think of 'watching people sleep' as a creepy thing, but in this case, it's a cute little flying egg that wathes me sleep.
15. This pokemon is scared of you
Wait, is this my friend or some other guy? I'd doubt my friend is scared of me so, YEAH FEAR ME AND BECOME MY MINION TO SCARE OTHER PEOPLE.
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Ok, would she/he be performing surgery with it's feet? I'm pretty sure her/his hands are glued together... And even if she/he could use her arms, she/he kinda looks psychopathic...
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
Would this Pokemon even need babysitting? IS IT EVEN ALIVE? HOW ARE THOSE GEARS NOT FALLING APART? WHY AM I BABYSITTING IT WHEN I THINK I SHOULD NEED BABYSITTING.
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
Ok, this may be unrelated, but whenever I see a small guy on a head, I think of Reborn sitting on Tsuna's head from the anime Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
19. This pokemon envies you
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ENVIOUS OF? I'M A MIDGET, ALREADY DEAD AND HAVE PATHETIC STUDS FOR ARMS. YOU HAVE THESE CLAWS, IS ACTUALLY GIANT AND ESPECIALLY NOT DEAD.
20. This pokemon is your current bf/gf/partner
W-wha-what?... What i'd like to know is how we got to that point XD
21. This pokemon is your ex
Aww... I really like Chikorita... Can I have him back?
22. Use this pokemon to tag some people
I have no friends... Apart from the one who tagged me... But hey! You could be my bodyguard
Well, I'm not dead yet