One day at the Kira investigation base, it was a Wednesday. None of the Kira Investigation Squad had ever liked Wednesdays. Wednesday was the first time anybody had ever called Matsuda an idiot. Wednesday was the day Ls parents left him at Wammys. Wednesday was the day Lights first girlfriend dumped him. Actually, Wednesday was the day Kira started to terrorize people. So, as you can see, nobody really appreciated the value of Wednesday. Currently, since L had given everyone the day off so he could sulk, everyone was sitting on the couch like a bunch of couch potatoes. Light was in the middle, and had the remote.
"Today we are going to learn how to make a Flaming Chicken Soufflé--"
"Crikey, is that a wildebeest? No, not my kidneys! NO! NOOOO--"
"We gonna learn how to catch us a trout today--"
"Welcome back to Quiz Monkey! Jerry, you can win--"
"Enrique, no! I am still in love with your evil half brother, Marcus--"
"There's only enough room in this town for one of