The Master gaped at the Doctor, disbelieve all over his face.
"You can't be serious! You never had... In all your long life...?"
"No! God no!" The Doctor exclaimed.
Leaning closer to his old friend the Master put on a nasty grin. "Want to try? I bet you would looove it."
The other Time Lord suddenly looked shocked and slid a bit away on the sofa.
"I really have no idea how anyone could love... that!"
"Because it's goood!"
"Oh, definitely not!"
"It's the absolute best thing in the universe!"
A shiver ran down the Doctor's spine. "Ugh! I don't even want to think about it!"
"Come on, Doctor. You can't know if you would like it if you never try." The Master leaned closer, his grin getting wider.
"I absolutely don't need to, to know it's gross!"
"Everyone likes it. No one can live without it."
"I definitely can!" Shrieked the Doctor, sliding even further away.
"You can even have... mine. Just this once."
"I... I don't even want to have this near me!" Now he jumpe