And what a damn nice morning it is! :D
Seeing as hardly any people will read this, I will post a couple jokes to see if I can nab a comment of you guys yet!
I couldn't find my favourite chocolate bar.
So I hired a bounty hunter.
Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason.
Naturally, I retaliated and beat him up
Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well.