Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 177You don’t need to be the best. Nearly everyone wants to be the baddest, the flashiest, and the smartest. But if you look at the statistics, those are the ones that will be assassinated or thrown in prison first. Mediocrity, though not always the most exciting, is often the safer way to play.
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 172Never impulse steal. Like impulse buying or texting the first thing you think, stealing whatever momentarily catches your fancy will probably end up getting you in serious trouble. For instance, you can go ahead and steal that sparkly purple DeLorean, but you won’t be driving it around town for the next century.
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 171When in public, try to be as politically correct as possible. Calling your fellow pedestrians and jaywalkers “miserable serfs” makes a bad first impression.
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 169If your prisoners complain about being bored, give them a tall wooden stool and start filling their cell with lava. That’ll keep them occupied for a while.