Prove You're a Werewolf, I'll Give you $5000

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 12, 2010, 10:07 PM
lazywolf here!

That's right; if you can prove to me in no uncertain terms that you're an actual werewolf, I'll personally give you $5000 in cash! This isn't an empty offer, I'm being dead serious.

I'm pretty confident werewolves don't exist, but maybe there's someone out there in the world who can prove me wrong... If that's the case, I CHALLENGE you to do so! I've hoped and dreamed to become one for so long now; maybe raising the stakes will grab the attention of some generous lycanthrope! ;)

If you're a werewolf, post the evidence here. If you're worried about privacy--and if I were a werewolf, I would be too--then feel free to contact me via note. If you're still worried, send me an email from a disposable email account as long as you list some way to contact you back. If that still isn't enough, use your computer to connect remotely to a desktop in another country, and then route the traffic from the remote computer through a proxy server to talk to me through some obscure, encrypted IRC channel. Whatever it takes, I don't care!

I know a lot of people on thepackplz, at the Google werewolf group page, here on dA, in personal emails, and many other places around the net have claimed to be werewolves. Thing is, they never have any proof; all they achieve is to tauntingly raise false hopes right out in front of me like a juicy steak, and then yank it away mockingly as I try to take a bite. I'd need solid, concrete evidence such as original-sized photos of yourself in werewolf form, a video of yourself transforming, etc. (Mental shifting or anything like that doesn't count; has to be an actual physical transformation!).

The only stipulation is that we'd have to meet in person somewhere so you could change me into a werewolf when I deliver the money; I'd pay any additional travel expenses to arrange the meeting anywhere in the world on top of the $5000.

The ball's in your court now; if you're a werewolf, come forward! Make me look like a fool for denying werewolves exist! Will you rise to the challenge and make someone happy for life?

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