I wonder if the brawl was a free-for-all
or if there were unions and teams?
Did Vincent fight alongside Autumn
Or did she make him add to the screams?
(If he fought her - by accident - he'd probably hit her once and himself seven times.)
Did the guns unite to achieve their aim
and strong arm the others into line?
Or did Roddy battle the Evil schemer
as she, into his eyes, drips lime?
Ursula is held back by noble Max
to avoid her learning new stunts
Mis Monster is thankful for his tact
so she doesn't face the girls' parents!
Whoever won we'll never know
but the lady got her Mojito!