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Say who let you in here? I dont usually do business with just anybody But tell ya what I'm in a good moo so pull up a chair and have a drink.
Me? Name's Rodin I run my bar. It may not look like much but I make some good shit here and not just drinks I also make sweet ass weapons for Bayonetta. Wish I could introduce ya but she's probably poppin some cap in angel ass.
Tropes that apply to Rodin
Adorkable: I guess I get a bit carried away when talking about my babies and making video game references . But I'm just so damn proud of my handiwork. I think Bayonetta agrees. Also I know I dont look like it but I happen to like penguins. I just think there cute little mothafuckas heheheh
All Powerrful Bystander: I can kick some ass anytime I want to but usually I let Bayonetta take care of that.
Badass Baritone: I see you're taking a liking to my voice. That's none other than Dave Fennoy' talent. Right on baby.
Badass Santa: I did this in the second game. Shit I might as well be the real deal up in here,
Bald of Awesome: Hehehe damn straight
Cool Shades: I rock this shit don't you think?
Bonus Boss: If you give me enough halos you get to see what I can really do. And let me tell ya I dont pull punches so good luck!
Combat Sadomasochist: I gotta admit every time Bayonetta beats my ass it just feels so right. Heheheh
Does this remind you of anything: I can do one of Akuma's raging demon moves. What can I say I'm a fan of the classics
Even Evil Has Standards: I dont care how many times you ask I ain't gonna put a chainsaw on your arm.
Evil has a bad sense of humor: Aw come on you have to admit my impression of the Resident Evil 4 merchant was spot on.
Hidden Heart of Gold: I once had to play Santa for Enzo's kids. But I gotta admit it was kinda fun.
Named after Somebody Famous: I'm named after a famous sculptor by the name of Auguste Rodin. The more you know baby.
Scary Black Man: I'm actually quite chill once you get to know me still what did you expect from a fallen angel like me?
Shit you ain't bad troper. Tell ya what this drink's going on Enzo's tab. See you around baby