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Lego Throwdown: The Coon's CampaignIntro
(The Freedom Pals track down the Ultra Brick)
Tupperware: "Red alert! Red alert!"
Human Kite: "What's wrong!?"
Doctor Timothy: "Some odd relic has appeared and is causing all sorts of chaos!"
Professor Chaos: "Sounds right up my alley."
Mysterion: "This is no game, that thing's for real! Apparently, it's called the Ultra Brick, and it's housing enormous power!"
Coon: "How enormous are we talkin' here."
Human Kite: "Oh, no, no, NO! There is no way that we are going to let you go near that thing! Just evacuate the city and leave it at that!"
Coon: "Kite was being a bigger jerk than usual, he must be under the Ultra Brick's influence."
Human Kite: "Stop narrating yourself, fatwad, and take Butters with you!"
Professor Chaos: "Yay!"
Lego Rumble: Super Combat-New KidBio
South Park has a new resident, a kid of ambiguous gender, race, religion, etc. What we know about this kid is that "he" doesn't talk much, he has superpowered farts, and he has a dark past. One night, he saw his mom and dad, ahem, make whoopie. What's this kid's intentions? We're not sure, but he has the uncanny power to gain internet followers on a whim!
1)Puts on his superhero costume.
2)Walks into the stage, staring at his opponent.
(Narrator)"And so, the New Kid defeated the villainous Brainiac, freeing all of his captured planets. So what now? What will our silent hero do? Will he go on to become an amazing superhero, or turn to the dark side? Actually, neither, he's going home to get some much needed rest. Just watch out for Underpants Gnomes."
Notable Intro Quotes
Badass Hunter Homer: "Did ya get my friend request?"
New Kid: "..."
Badass Hunter Homer: "Are you even awake?"
New Kid: "..."
Lego Rumble: Super Combat-The CoonBio
Eric Cartman isn't superhero material, but nonetheless, he donned the mask of the Coon and headed off to fight Brainiac........and then he got his butt kicked and went back to get help. He rallied the other heroes of his franchise, Human Kite, Captain Diabetes, the Mosquito, Mint-Berry Crunch, Super Craig, and Fastpass! Add his claws and bodily gas, and the Coon is a dangerous combatant! Respect his authoritah!
1)Jumps into the stage, and lands face-flat on the floor.
2)Rides in on his Coon Cycle.
Swipes at the camera.
"And so ends the reign of Brainiac. I was intending to use his ship as the Coon and Friends' new hideout, but as soon as all the planets were freed, Mysterion steered the ship into the sun. Said I 'irresponsible' and 'get people killed' with it. No matter, a bigger issue is at hand. Our franchise is falling apart, heroes are turning on each other. I must go back in time, and find help. H
Lego Rumble: Super Combat-Randy MarshBio
Randy Marsh has an.....interesting record. He took the world's biggest poop, he drilled through a crowd of hippies, and he purposely gave himself a serious disease in his, ahem, lower area...One day, he found a Rift that lead to the Multiverse, and, because he is so intelligent, he jumped right through it. Now he's found himself in the Multiverse, and what happens next? I don't think you wanna know...
1)Wakes up surrounded by beer bottles, completely hungover.
2)Stumbles into the stage, drinking beer.
Shouts "OH YEAH!", waving his arms in the air, and then falls on his back, passed out.
"After I beat the green robot guy, I got back to South Park, and then I buffed my wife's car. Friggin' kids are always scratching keys on it! Well, I'm done! Tonight, I'm setting up a security camera to catch whoever's doin' this! Bet it's that Cartman kid!(Later that night, he gets drunk and scratches the car's hood)YEAH! TAK
Multiverse Bits: Robot Santa Grasps At Straws(The heroes confront Robot Santa)
Filia: "I don't understand, I thought Santa was supposed to bring joy to the world!"
Robot Santa: "Hard to do that when everyone is naughty."
Leviathan: "What did we do to make you think that?"
Robot Santa: "Where do I begin?(Points to Mysterion)Let's start with you."
Mysterion: "Yeah, yeah, I'm a dirt-bag, from a dirt-hole, which is full of dirt-wads. I've heard it before from worse people then you."
Robot Santa: "You aided Satan!"
Mysterion: "I helped him deal with his abusive boyfriend."
Robot Santa: (Points to Filia)"And you, Medici-spawn! Don't think your amnesia changes the what you and your family did! Just ask Painwheel!"
Samson: "Hey, leave her alone!"
Robot Santa: "And let's not forget you, Samson."
Samson: "I didn't do a thing!"
Robot Santa: "I know a lady in Mexico who would disagree."
Samson: "Oh [BLEEP]..."
Team-Up: Mysterion and Mugman(Mysterion rises as a ghost, leaving his body)
Mysterion: "What is my life? Am I just some plaything for the universe? Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life just perishing and coming back just to perish again? Is this my destiny? Man I sure hope not. I guess this is just another day in the life of Kenny McCormick.(Mugman runs to him)Huh?(Mugman parries Mysterion, reviving him)Thank you!(Reenters his body)I needed that!"
Mugman: "No problem, now let's take these guys down!"
Mysterion: "I'm with ya!"
Smashworld: False Hero Vs. Unlikely Guardian The Coon swooped through the portal, landing in the Backyard Battleground, where his opponent waited. His foe waved as Master Hand said, "For our next fight, we have two so-called heroes of Toonrealm, Eric Ca-Er, I mean 'The Coon', facing off against Springfield's self-proclaimed hero, Homer Simpson! Let's see if they can live up to their titles!"
Homer said, "May the best man win!"
The Coon scowled, "And may the other guy eat [BLEEP]!"
Crazy Hand shouted, "BATTLE BEGIN!"
The Coon landed many blows on Homer, and it seemed that Coon's victory was inevitable! He got arrogant, and knocked Homer to the ground, taunting him, "Respect my authoritah, Mother[BLEEP]er!"
Homer scowled, "Okay, Kid, don't push your luck, I've been holding back for your sake."
"Sure you have, you're just a little [BLEEP]!"
"Seriously, Kid, don't give me a reason to pound you."
"HA, LICK MY [BLEEP], YA FAT [BLEEP]!"
Future of the Multiverse: Kenny and Karen RP I can't remember much. All I can recall is that some mad man who adopted Andrew Ryan's twisted beliefs kidnapped Karen and I, and dragged us down to Rapture, hoping to revive it. I woke up to find myself surgically grafted into a Big Daddy suit, and I turned to see Karen, with green skin, glowing eyes, and she moved more fluidly, and so did I. I saw that madman who did this to us, and he bragged about how he engineered some of my DNA into Karen, and that she'll stop aging when she's old enough to be a "Big Sister", whatever that was. He her practically unkillable, like me. He then gloated about making a new Rapture, where everyone would respect his...authoritah. I recognized that fat [BLEEP] in an instant, and skewered him with my new drill! I freed Karen and the two of us found the sub that Cartman used to bring us here in. I wasn't sure if our friends and family would recognize us, we looked and moved so differently now. Only one way to find out. Hand-in-hand, we