This journal was supposed to be the last I talked about this little dweeb, it really was. But alas, just as I finished posting this journal, he posted this:
Yeah, the sap couldn't think of a comeback so he "threatened" to commit suicide.
After which I was like "You wanna play hardball, bitch? Let's play hardball!"
So I orchestrated this elaborated little prank to give this degenerate his ultimate humiliation. Given his natural low intelligence, it didn't take a lot of thought to conduct a phony threat to get this little imbecile to come begging for mercy.
He posted 4 different videos directed at me, the last one where he also claimed that he would commit suicide for real, after writing and subsequently backtracking on the same thing in his aforementioned journal.
The miserable little coward deleted all the videos less than 10 minutes after posting them. Yeah, what an ingenious plan.
So I was forced to teach the little punk some respect. Behold, my biggest troll scheme to date:
How do I know you aren't lying? Give me some evidence that you`ve actually downloaded the video like you claim you did, otherwise, I`ll have to assume you're just a troll.
At least that would a sensible person`s response. But not this fucktard`s. So I continued with my prank.
Wow, I had more difficulty convincing some preschooler that the Boogeyman lived under his bed.
So I gave the moron my "demands".
Spoiler alert: He did not respect his end of the deal, AT ALL!
Didn't they give him the best of advice?
"Help, this guy is threatening to ruin my life with blackmail!"
"Just block him, bro, and ignore him. That will fix everything."
With the punk pathetically trying to double cross me (how cute), I decided to cut my losses and give him his proverbial cement shoes and proverbially toss him over the dam XD And so I did with this journal. Well, that was always the plan to begin with, but you catch my drift.
Despite being dead convinced that I had him cornered and at my mercy, the poor dummy thought he could somehow turn the tables by doing the exact thing I specifically threatened him not to. There really is no brain in that vast, empty, spider web infested cavern that he calls his cranium, is there?
But I did squeeze something out of him. Feast your eyes on this:
The most backhanded, pathetic, idiotic, passive-aggressive and grammatically nightmarish "apologizes" ever!
But ultimately he refused to apologize any more because he was still somehow convinced that he could somehow "take me down" with this crap:
Well, the jokes on you bitch-boy!
You were never in any danger of having your "private video" released online, even though you originally uploaded it online yourself, hypocrite.
I just fooled you into wasting 24 hours of energy and losing sleep and pathetically grovel and beg at my feet. All for nothing and it always was for nothing.
You made the mistake of tangling with a veteran master and screwed yourself and your meager reputation over faster than the speed of light.
You mess with the tiger, you get the claws.