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The Highwayman Revisited
Stars lit the sky overhead, illuminating the moor with a murky light that fought to break through the night clouds and the rustling leaves of the overhanging trees. The white cobblestone road shone in the dark, the full moon's reflecting light a stark contrast to the drab grass and low shrubs that edged the route on either side. The picked-over remnants of blackberry bushes liberally covered the small open meadow that marked the edge of the nearby village, the brambles a strong encouragement for local traffic to use the winding road rather than forge through the dense foliage. All seemed still, as the village was unremarkable and the hour was late - the moon had nearly reached its zenith - and the howling wind nearly covered the sound of an iron-shod horse on the stones of the highway. Only an especially watchful person would have noticed the mounted figure guiding his steed cautiously down the road, his eyes alert under his French tricorne hat, his riding posture seemingly casual whil
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Chris Phillips
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Current Residence: Vancouver, WA, USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large.
Favourite genre of music: Rock, pop, dance.
Favourite style of art: Traditional painting, writing.
Operating System: Windows Vista, dammit.
MP3 player of choice: VLC media player.
Shell of choice: Those ones on the beach that you can hear the ocean in. But not the ones with hermit crabs in them.
Wallpaper of choice: Usually something female and scantily clad.
Skin of choice: Fair.
Favourite cartoon character: My avatar, Bucky Katt.
Personal Quote: This one cut off, too.
Interests
  • Listening to: My whirring PC fan.
  • Reading: Nothing at the moment.
  • Playing: Skyrim
  • Eating: Captain Crunch. With CRUNCH BERRIES.
So I've been up at my father-in-law's place for the last four days for Christmas. I have eaten SO MUCH FOOD AH MY GOD. Dinner was a gigantic fried turkey, a ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, little smokies, yams, broccolli with cheese, stuffing, deviled eggs, and probably at least three things I'm forgetting, and I didn't even get to dessert (triple chocolate cake, pumpkin cheesecake, and key lime pie) because I was too full of actual food. This is the best holiday ever, even if I did get woken up like five hours after going to sleep.

Hopefully everyone had a good non-denominational winter holiday of their preference.

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WarthogDemon Featured By Owner Edited Nov 15, 2014   Writer
Acquire an alligator's animated avatar annually as aggressively articulated amongst arthropods arranged along alleyways and avenues.
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KagomeResurrected Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
HAI
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MouseMakesMess Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Your webcam is hilarious. I have a similar one. =P

How's Megan? Haven't seen her around in ages. Hope you're both okay. :meow:
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allison731 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am sorry if I bother but I will be very thankful if you will like my offer. :heart:
I give Llama for point [link]
Thank you in advance and one more if you don't like this my offer I apologize for bothering. :sun:
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deshrubber Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday Chris!
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KagomeResurrected Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
you're such a ho!!!
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wazzdakka Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Professional Writer
NUH-UH
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XaabShaydAtashoub Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Student Photographer
huh!you're the pageview whore!;D
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wazzdakka Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Professional Writer
Lies! :shakefist:
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