(For all my friends still in Minot and Northern Tier in general, I did my own version of "Baby Seals" for you guys)
Up in Minot, change over is slow
The Defenders are cold,
There's no morale, they're getting old
So now they spend their time -
Crushing the baby Dak-Rats!
Out In the "Dub", where everyone's a bud
You can hit 'em with a pebble, whack 'em with a shovel,
And take e'm back to your snowy hovel,
Because now they spend their time -
Eating the baby Dak-Rats!
Out on Patrol, everybody knows
You can splat them with the Humvee's
To the tune of Bee-Gees
For all the kids to see!
Because now the Defenders spend their time -
Beating the baby Dak- Rats!
Dak - Rat : Prairie Dog