I woke up to a strange package at my door. It was labeled ‘dry dog bag’ and seemed to be made by a brand called ‘Pee Nine’. Confused, I looked at my Amazon account history. There I found about 12550789 more “Dry Dog Bags” coming to my house at sporadic times. I went back to my front door, and there was some object off in the distance. I looked closer, and it appeared to be a drone carrying something that was way too similar to the dry dog bag box. The drone dropped it off to my house, and low and behold, I had my second dry dog bag. I looked closer at the packaging. It said it was made of quality cat towel, was “For hooman no dog own country”, and caused “more dirty wet paw marks, Special stress, and had 5 sizes available.” Did this mean that I would be seeing more dry dog bags in different sizes?
I opened the first box that came to my door, and a very small deflated bag was inside. I put it in the microwave and took it