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The Trouble With Humans

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The Trouble With Humans

"Dear Overprofessor Glorknzcg, this is Underknower Zorg!tpfes.  I am calling to ask, when do humans go into estrus?" "Humans?  The tetrapods from that G class star on the Hyldmirf Belt?" "Yes, yes.  The furless mammals.  Well, almost furless mammals.  There's that bit on their cranial stalks.  I put a couple of them in the menagerie and what I thought were two different seasonal/regional morphs turned out to be different sexes." "A common mistake.  They all look alike after all." "Yes, but after a few cycles, they started going at like a pair of frisky squomfs.  And now they won't stop.  It's been 34 standard solanis and they won't stop copul

The Creed of Nordlara Desnasil

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The Creed of Nordlara Desnasil

"'Better a precarious freedom than banal slavery,' my brother always said. Desna sings in my wanderer's soul, Brigh whispers to my deft mind, Gorum drums my heartbeat and sword-arm, Nethys...doesn't really give a flip. Wherever I go, there's wind in my hair, earth under my feet, steel in my hands, and fire in my soul.  All wound-up, smoldering, held back by the ratchet and pawl of a wizard's spell. Energy bound calls for matter to shred, and I deliver. To the downtrodden, I bring succor with a silly grin.  To the wicked, I bring death with a manic grin.  To the boring...I take trousers and lower property values. Tomorrow I may die, but today
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The Trouble With Humans

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The Trouble With Humans

"Dear Overprofessor Glorknzcg, this is Underknower Zorg!tpfes.  I am calling to ask, when do humans go into estrus?" "Humans?  The tetrapods from that G class star on the Hyldmirf Belt?" "Yes, yes.  The furless mammals.  Well, almost furless mammals.  There's that bit on their cranial stalks.  I put a couple of them in the menagerie and what I thought were two different seasonal/regional morphs turned out to be different sexes." "A common mistake.  They all look alike after all." "Yes, but after a few cycles, they started going at like a pair of frisky squomfs.  And now they won't stop.  It's been 34 standard solanis and they won't stop copul

The Creed of Nordlara Desnasil

T

The Creed of Nordlara Desnasil

"'Better a precarious freedom than banal slavery,' my brother always said. Desna sings in my wanderer's soul, Brigh whispers to my deft mind, Gorum drums my heartbeat and sword-arm, Nethys...doesn't really give a flip. Wherever I go, there's wind in my hair, earth under my feet, steel in my hands, and fire in my soul.  All wound-up, smoldering, held back by the ratchet and pawl of a wizard's spell. Energy bound calls for matter to shred, and I deliver. To the downtrodden, I bring succor with a silly grin.  To the wicked, I bring death with a manic grin.  To the boring...I take trousers and lower property values. Tomorrow I may die, but today

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My Bio

Current Residence: Oklahoma

Favorite genre of music: Eclectic (Everything except rap, twangy country/western, hip-hop and R&B)

IRL Proficiencies: Pistol(muzzleloading, cap-and-ball, modern), Rifle(muzzleloading, modern), Shotgun, Bow(recurve), Crossbow, Longsword (1.5H), Mace, Kukri

Favorite style of art: Pen & Ink, Anime/Manga

Operating System: Linux Mint / Windows 7

MP3 player of choice: Winamp (RIP) / Audacious


Favourite Movies
Let's see. Look! A Three-Headed Monkey! [Ninja-Master-of-all-things-Science Vanish!]
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Eric Stuart, Switchfoot, Anberlin, Electric Six
Favourite Writers
Terry Pratchett, Jim Butcher, Nagaru Tanigawa
Favourite Games
Guild Wars 2, Warframe, Sleeper Hit cRPGs (ShinMegaTen, Grandia, Wild Arms, Rogue Galaxy, etc.)
Favourite Gaming Platform
Linux PC, Vita/PSP, PS4
Tools of the Trade
Brain, keyboard, pen (G2 roller, Sakura Micron), sketchbook, scanner, PC, Monoprice/Huion digital tablet
Other Interests
Game Design, Writing, Reading, Drawing, Anime/Manga, Computer/Console Gaming, Computers, Geology, Linguistics, Forgotten Realms/D&D/Pathfinder RPG, Archaic Weaponry/Target Shooting/Hunting

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MistgodHobbyist Traditional Artist
:icondungeoncrawl:
Welcome to the dungeon! :D
sewandrereHobbyist Writer
Thanks for llamaing and happy birthday (belated sorry :/ ) :D
Happy Birthday!
sewandrereHobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch :D
heiwakoHobbyist Writer
Thanks for the llama! <3
giadrosichProfessional Traditional Artist
Hi, Alex. Thanks so much for your recent visit and fave. It is greatly appreciated! :D
purplmouseHobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the :+fav:!