Featured: Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue
A message from Firestar Hello there it's me! Firestar! The awesomest leader ever and the main cat in the original (and best) series! Actually that's what I'm here to meow about. HCG Let me borrow her iPad for this! So Erin Hunter I need to tell you something! You created me and gave me awesome adventures! It was awesome! Then you made me an awesome leader! Then you wrote a SUPER EDITION about me!! I felt so special! And I thought "What am I gonna do next?????" But you know what I got next? I BECAME A SIDE CHARACTER!!! All of the originals did!!!! Graystripe went missing and lost his awesome deputy job and Cinderpelt DIED!!!!! Seriously??? And worse still the new main character was BRAMBLECLAW!!!!! Just saying! ORIGINAL SERIES ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warriors A Parody Series Chapter 2The Next Day....
"Hey, Smudge!" Rusty sat on the fence, which was now painted in rainbow colors, thanks to Smudge.
"Hey Rusty!" Smudge still had purple paint stains in his fur.
"I need to ask you 2 questions."
"I ran into wildcats yesterday. They asked me to join their clan."
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN INTO WILDCATS! Anyways, what did you answer?"
"I told them I needed a night to pack my bags."
"But... cats can't carry bags." Smudge confusedly swished his tail across the ground.
"... anyways, SECOND QUESTION."
"How come your fur only has purple paint stains in it, when you painted the fence rainbow?"
"...just leave already."
"You're here." Lionheart stated.
"I knew you'd come!" Graypaw said as he hopped cheerfully out of the bushes.
"Darn it Graypaw, look at the script!" Lionheart held out the script and dropped it in front of Graypaw.
"The script? Sorry, Lionheart, but that is a leaf."
Bluestar randomly popped out of the bushes, AGAIN, and yelled "I O
Fire and Ice Parody: Chapters 7, 8, and 9Deadfoot: Nah, that's just a message for ShadowClan or something.
Tallstar: I think it's, like, totally gonna rain soon.
Fireheart: I will awesomely scout ahead!
Tallstar: You should, like, watch out for twolegs.
Fireheart: We should go through these leaves to the camp!
Tallstar: We are all, like, walking so fast now. WAIT! There like totally could be other clans, like, hunting here! You, like, totally did an awesome job leading us here.
Fireheart: I know, right? I am the awesome Fireheart, I will always do an awesome job!
Onewhisker: GSC I caught a rabbit!
Fireheart: I, the awesome Fireheart, gets to eat the whole thing by myself. And then we will go through RiverClan territory to get to WindClan.
Greystripe: WAHH! I don't wanna go through RiverClan!
Deadfoot: But then they would know WindClan was back and be scared!
Tallstar: We are like so totally scary!
Fireheart: I cannot tell if that was sarcastic or not.
Deadfoot: Let's just go already!
Fireheart: Looks like RiverClan is attacki
Fire and Ice Chapters 4, 5, 6Fireheart: Hi, Whitestorm!
Whitestorm: I hear you are going on a mission, a mission, a mission, going on a mission, what’s it gonna be?
Fireheart: Big fail for you, Dawnflower. Lionheart is the one who is supposed to sing.
Dawnflower: Sorry, I could not resist making Whitestorm say that.
Whitestorm: But you will ruin my good, song-free reputation!
Dawnflower: I don’t care.
Sandpaw: Just go on your mission already.
Fireheart: fine, fine.
Greystripe: WAHHH!!!! It’s so windy!
Fireheart: Duh, that’s because we’re in WINDClan.
Greystripe: WAHHH! I smell RiverClan. They smell terrible!
Fireheart: Rabbit hunting FAIL for RiverClan.
Greystripe: Wahhh!!!! Badgers!
Fireheart: Just shut up.
Greystripe: I think RiverClan is gone now...
Fireheart: Use your invisibility powers to check.
Greystripe: WHAT? Oh, I think we found the WindClan camp.
Fireheart: Wow, I'm surprised someone as un-awesome as Brokenstar could find this place.
Greystripe: I wanna see Ravenpaw!
Fire and Ice: Chapters 1, 2, 3Whitestorm: You both win the quiet game!
Greystripe: I hated it...
Sandpaw: This is so unfair! Did Bluestar make you a warrior first because you are oranger?
Fireheart: No, because I am awesomer.
Whitestorm: Sandpaw, Dustpaw! Go train now or no cookies for you!
Greystripe: WAHH!!!! I want cookies too!
Fireheart: Let's go to the warriors den!
Greystripe: Okay...I'm sleepy...
Fireheart: Me too...(goes to sleep)
Tigerclaw: You were talking about Spottedleaf in your sleep. I guess you really do like her in this parody.
Fireheart: NOOO!!!!! NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerclaw: Now you must go on a patrol with Greystripe.
Greystripe: Who are you looking for?
Greystripe: It seems you are doing to her what she does to you...STALK.
Fireheart: I have to tell her the truth about Ravenpaw.
Greystripe: But he died! (cries)
Fireheart: For the last time, he didn't actually die! And I have to tell her about Redtail!
Greystripe: WAHHHH!!!! Poor Redtail
Warrior Cats Academy: DEAD KITTIES! Book 2Rainbowstar: HEY EVERYONE WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! My amazing kits and Graystripe are here too!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Im going to get some waffles.
Rainbowstar: Anyway, today's lesson is about..... HOW NOT TO DIE IN THE SECOND BOOK!! Here to help us we have... Whiteclaw and Clawface!!
Whiteclaw: HOWDY DO!!
Rainbowstar: Please never say that again.
Rainbowstar: Great. 2 mousebrains! Anyway, Whiteclaw how did you die?
Whiteclaw: Your mate pushed me off a gorge!!!
Graystripe: NO YOU FELL!!!
Rainbowstar: Well then we better get started on balance!
Whiteclaw: Why? Why the Dark Forest would I learn survival when I'm already dead?
Rainbowstar: Because you are practically still alive! You can die twice!
Spottedleaf: IT'S TRUE!! AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING MY FLAME BABY UP HERE WITH ME IN STARCLAN!!
Cinderpelt: Um no!! I'm in StarClan. He's in StarClan. I'm no longer a meddie cat. COMING FIRESTAR!!!!
Sandstorm: THE MEDICINE CAT GETS HI
Fireheart is awesome parody.BEFORE YOU READ THIS.... Dawnflower8 made up the personalities for erin hunter's warrior chatacters, and she can make this her own parody if she wants. NO STEALING UNLESS YOU ARE DAWNFLOWER8!!!!!!!
:iconfirestarwarriorsplz: :iconsaysplz: I AM THE AWESOMEST THUNDERCLAN CAT EVER TO ROAM THIS FOREST!!!!!
:icongraystripeplz: :iconsaysplz: Waaah! You say that 24/7 Fireheart!
:iconfirestarwarriorsplz: :iconsaysplz: No I don't.
:iconsandstormplz: :iconsaysplz: Yes you do Fireheart. The entire clan KNOWS you do that all the time. EVERY SINGLE DAY!
:iconfirestarwarriorsplz: :iconsaysplz: PROOVE IT WOMAN!
:iconsandstormplz: :iconsaysplz: I will! I'll ask everyone. Come on MAN!
:icontigerclawplz: :iconsaysplz: You do say you're awesome way too often. I hate you. You are NOT awesome at all. YOU MUST DIE FIREHEART! MUAHAHAHA!
:iconfirestarwarriorsplz: :iconsaysplz: OMG! NONONONONO! I am too awesome and young to die!!!!
:iconsandstormplz: :iconsaysplz: Ha ha! lets ask Bluestar!
Bluestar really IS a creepy STALKER!I noticed something REALLY WEIRD while reading Rising Storm all through chapter four. I was laughing a lot! :icondawnflower8: is partly responsible for that. Well starting on page 48, Bluestar acted weirdly and I could imagine her making weird faces, and I wanted to draw it out SO BADLY!!! I couldn't do that because it will take too long, and all of the things not in () or *'s ARE from the REAL book! This is what happens:
What could the ThunderClan leader want so early in the day? Did she have a special mission for him? Fireheart couldn't help feeling like it was a sign Bluestar was back to her old self, (Oh he was so wrong about that! Lol!) and he called a friendly greeting through the lichen. "Come in!" The clan leader sounded excited, and Fireheart's hopes soared. Inside, Bluestar was pacing up and down the sandy floor. She didn't stop when Fireheart entered, and he had to press himself against the wall to keep out of her way.
:iconbluestarplz: "Fireheart," She began without l
Hollyleaf's Warrior Codewell, here is an extremely short warriors parody that explains stuff you probably already figured out.
Firestar: Hollyleaf, because of your warrior code obsession, my awesomeness will allow you to write one new rule on the warrior code! (hands her the warrior code)
Hollyleaf: Yay!!! (starts writing)
Firestar: Okay...let's see what you wrote..."Whatever Hollyleaf says is the Warrior Code?" oh, come on.
Hollyleaf: The warrior code says that you must go clean the Elder's den!
Firestar: but I am too awesome for that...
Hollyleaf: The warrior code says that you must never disobey me!
Firestar: Why...why...why did I have to make her do this?