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Aliens Abduct Us (Parody)

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Aliens Abduct Us (Parody)

I was faking sick from school on a boring ass Monday Polished off my morning wood, and slept in past eight I had breakfast made and was loading up a bowl But then a weird gray man, without pants, entered my home Now I couldn’t believe it, oh but he was standing there And I blew out a shart when I was floating in the air Oh I believe that aliens abduct us They killed Epstein and post as QAnon They took my bag of weed and some of mom’s flowers They pulled that E.T. shit, and made them bloom a bit And I thought I was high as fuck I barfed a couple times while in zero gravity I was freaked out as fuck, and regret playing hookie All I could sense was danger and a cold, clammy hand I blacked out for a bit, and woke up in my bed again Now ain’t it kinda funny their advancements dwarf our own But they learn so much from us by sticking things up our assholes Oh I believe that aliens abduct us They don’t bother with using rubber gloves They’re tracking you and me and people in power They’ll
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Nine Pizzas (Parody)

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Nine Pizzas (Parody)

Nine pizzas Will feed All of our friends Nine pizzas Are what we need For this game night I know what you said about these new maps But this quest’s what we decided Button up your yap So Five cheeses On at least three Hand tossed is fine I have no problem rollin’ D10s Game pieces Next to me Become henchmen Roll D6 Check your HP Before you fight Oh, it says, "your next action’s free" Oh, but that's one part of the rule book, that just don’t sit right with me No more pizzas We face defeat My team died I have no problem looting my friends
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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
  • Feb 9
  • United States
  • Deviant for 11 years
  • He / Him
My Bio

These are my YouTube Channels (I'm not against likes and subscribes):

www.youtube.com/user/wallbiesw… - For created video game characters.


www.youtube.com/channel/UCBrLb… - Mostly parodies and NSFW.


My longer videos hang out at Dailymotion (Again, not against likes and subscribes):

www.dailymotion.com/wallbie#vi…


Oh yeah, I'm also a twit @therealwallbie (You can do all of the Twittering things):

twitter.com/therealwallbie


Sometimes I rehash things on Tumblr, but it doesn't get much love from me (Feel free to follow and such if you want):

wallbie.tumblr.com/


I've got Vimeo as well. No telling what's going to end up there considering the weekly 500MB of video upload quota they limit me with. Have fun watching it anyway:

vimeo.com/user51178646


I also do exclusive NSFW videos of my parodies on P*rnHub and XVide*s under my username "wallbie", but dA won't allow me to post any of those links. Considering those sites, I shouldn't have to tell you to pull those up with discretion. I mean, I can post the most sexually explicit erotica on here with a picture of my wife nude and spread eagle and get raunchy as hell in the description, but god forbid you click an active link on this site that takes you to a sex video site for a poorly recorded music video.


What? You mean there's copyrights and stuff? Aww, that's just paperwork!


"Art is resistance." -NIN


You'll find a mix of quite a few things on here. Let's stay loose, have fun and check the butthurts like grown ups. That's what art is all about anyway, right? Love what you do and do what you love.


Current Residence: Oklahoma

deviantWEAR sizing preference: Big, hairy and hard to carry

Print preference: Money... in my pocket!

Favourite genre of music: Industrial/Alternative Rock

Favourite photographer: My dad... not that I'm biased or anything....

Favourite style of art: Comics

Operating System: Windows

MP3 player of choice: My computer

Shell of choice: Turtle?

Wallpaper of choice: Usually a picture of my kids.

Skin of choice: Do we have to bring racism into this?

Favourite cartoon character: Now you're asking for a lot! I'm thinking of The Maxx from MTV's "Oddities"

Personal Quote: "I feel so unnecessary."


Favourite Visual Artist
Jim Lee
Favourite Movies
"Man of Steel" and I don't care to hear why you hated it.
Favourite TV Shows
All MOTU, Most Batman, Jackass, Reno 911!, Chappelle's Show, Robot Chicken, American Horror Story, Banshee, Happy!
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Nine Inch Nails, Cold, Marilyn Manson, Alice in Chains, HIM, The Weeknd, New Years Day
Favourite Books
"Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk, the entire run of "Preacher", "Planet of the Apes" by Pierre Boulle, "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson, "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury, "Vampire Hunter D" series, "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle
Favourite Writers
Chuck Palahniuk and Garth Ennis
Favourite Games
Spin the bottle and strip poker, but you shouldn't play those with family so I'll go with VS System.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Playstation 2 & 4, XBOX 360
Tools of the Trade
Sarcasm, a perverse nature, disrespect for intellectual properties of others just to name a few. Normally a camera and a computer, too.
Other Interests
If you name something nerd-like, you've got a 50/50 shot of pegging me.

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ThePrincessRobotRoomHobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the +favs! 
joebev910 Digital Artist
Rp
mermaidwavesHobbyist Photographer
Heart by KmyGraphic  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by DYNOZORD103  Pls Do Bob The Builder On Ur WWE Games 
wallbieHobbyist General Artist
He was actually in the works when I made Super Grover on WWE '13.  Depending on how fast I can crank these new ones out, I'll go back and do him with some of the other PBS characters I had in mind for that roster.
good pls make Bob The Builder
WireMonkeyHobbyist Artisan Crafter
You spent a lot of time making your wrestlers. Very cool ! If I have time I'll publish my warriors for MOTU made with Soul Calibur 4 :)