With all apologies to Mr. Vonnegut.
So it goes.
No one knows that it was a coincidence that Adam caused the apocalypse a year before the world ended in 2008, and thats because everyones dead now. Thats part of the world ending. Heres how it happened.
In 2007, Adam heard about Kurt Vonneguts death on a Sunday News program. In about two minutes, the program had neatly and concisely summed up the writers life and the details of his death, then cut to commercial. Adam had never read any of Vonneguts books or even heard of him before, but he was intrigued.
The next day, Adam went down to the library and checked out two of Vonneguts more famous books, Cats Cradle and Slaughterhouse-Five. He started with Slaughterhouse-Five, and read it from time to time on the subway over the next fe