How Lord Azrael Stole Christmas

This Story is referenced to Dr. Seuss' story How the Grinch Stole Christmas! I just wanted to make a story for Christmas.

It's a lovely night at Mobius and everyone was getting ready for Christmas. Everyone in Mobius liked Christmas a lot, but Lord Azrael... Who lived just in the underworld of Mobius did not. Lord Azrael hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight. It could be that his demonic self was too scary looking. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been his heart was two sizes too small. But whatever the reason his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve hating the mobians. Staring up from his underworld castle with a sour, grinchy frown at the warm lighted windows below in their homes. For he knew every Mobian at the surface of Mobius was busy now hanging the holiday spirits.

Azrael: "And they're hanging their stockings." He snarled with a sneer. Azrael: "Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here." Then he growled with his demon fingers nervously drumming. Azrael: "I must find a way to keep Christmas from coming! For tomorrow, I know all those mobian girls and boys will wake bright and early. They'll rush for their toys, and then... Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! There's one thing I hate! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! And they'll shriek squeaks and squeals racing round on their wheels. They'll dance with jingling bells tied up to their heels. They'll play their video games. They'll play some annoying music from their instruments. And they'll play noisy games like Operation. And then they'll making ears-splitting noises deluxe with their amazing real Rock 'n' Roll band. Then the Mobians young and old will sit down to a feast. And they'll feast. And they'll feast. And they'll feast. Feast! Feast! FEAST! They'll feast on pudding, roasted beef and turkey. Ah! Turkey is a feast I can't stand in the least. And then they'll do something I hate most of all. Every Mobian in every place in mobius the tall and the small will stand close together around their Christmas trees with Christmas bells ringing. They'll stand hand in hand and those mobians will start singing. And they'll sing, and they'll sing, and they'll sing, sing, sing, sing!" And the more Lord Azrael thought of this Christmas-sing the more Azrael thought. Azrael: "I must stop this whole thing! Why, for all these years I've put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?" Azrael walked back inside his castle thinking. Azrael: "I know I would ask for my minions for help, but... UGH!!! Commander! I need you now!" Demon Commander: "What can I do my Lord?" Azrael: "I need you to help me find a way to stop Christmas from coming!" Demon Commander: "Uh... well, uh... I have to say... I don't know." Azrael: "YOU AIN'T GOT ANY IDEAS?! YOU'RE A WEAKLING!!" His yelling knocked him into the wall and then a burnt Christmas hat fell on demon commander's head that he burnt in his first Christmas year. Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Lord Azrael got the most wonderful awful idea. Azrael: "I know just what to do." Azrael laughed in his throat. Azrael: "I'll make a quick Santa Claus hat and a coat." He chuckled and clucked. Azrael: "What a great demonic trick! With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!" He began making his own Santa Claus uniform to look like Santa. And so he finished his Santa suit and looked just like Santa. Azrael: "Now, all I need is a reindeer." Azrael looked around, but since reindeer are scarce there's none to be found. Did that stop Azrael? Hah! Azrael simply said... Azrael: "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make some instead." So he took 9 demon grunts and used some of his magic to turn them into reindeers, 8 demon grunts as reindeers looks wonderful, but then there was one reindeer with a red nose which seems to be fitting just like Santa's reindeers. Then he loaded some bags and sacks on a demon styled looking sleigh and he whistled for his reindeers and they get in line and attached to sleigh. Then Azrael said. Azrael: "Giddap!" And the sleigh started moving and flying off being pulled by his demon reindeers to the surface of Mobius to the homes where the mobians lay-a-snooze in their homes. All their windows were dark. No one knew he was there. All the mobians were all dreaming sweet dreams without care... When he came to the first stop at the wolf kingdom that laid his eyes upon. Azrael: "This is stop number one..." The old Azrael Claus hissed as they landed on the roof quietly and carefully with empty bags in his fist. Then he slid down the chimney a rather tight pinch, but if Santa could do it, so could Azrael. He got stuck only once for a minute or two then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue where the mobians' little stockings hung all in a row. "These stockings..." He grinned "Are the first things to go!" Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant around the whole room and he took every present! Pop-guns, pogo-sticks, skates-boards, and drums, checkerboards, trumpets, popcorns and plums! And stuffed them all in bags then Azrael, very nimby stuffed all the bags, one by one up the chimney! He then began placing Christmas ornaments and decorations from the tree and walls into the bags and stuffed them up the chimney. One of the Demon Grunt as a reindeer: [Grunting carrying the bags onto the sleigh.] Then he slunk to the refrigerator he took the feast! He took the pudding! He took the roast beast! He cleaned out the refrigerator as quick as a flash. Why, that demon even took the last can of hash! Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. "Now..." Grinned Azrael. "I will stuff up the tree!" As Azrael took the tree as he started to shove he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast and he saw a small wolf mobian... Elizabeth the wolf, Volt's daughter who was no more than two. She stared at Azrael and said. "Santa Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree, why?" But you know, Azrael was so smart and so slick. He thought up of a lie and he thought of it quick! "Why, my sweet little tot..." The fake Santa Claus lied. "There's a light on this tree that, that won't light on one side. So, I'm taking it home my workshop, my dear. I'll fix it up there then I'll bring it back here." And his fib fooled the child then he patted her head and got her a drink and he sent to her to bed. And when Elizabeth was in bed with her cup, he crept to the tree and he stuffed the tree up! Then he went up the chimney himself the old liar and the last thing he took was the log for their fire. On their walls there, he left nothing but hooks and some wire. And the one speck of food that he left in the castle was crumb that was even too small for a mouse. Then he did the same thing to the other mobians' houses leaving crumbs much too small for other Mobians' mouses! It was a quarter of dawn all the mobians still a-bed all the mobians still a-snooze when he packed up his sled... Packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings, their snoof and their fuzzels their tringlers and trappings! Azrael cracks his whip. Reindeer demons: "YIPE!!" Ten thousand feet up... Up the side of Ice cap zone he rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it! "Pooh-Pooh to the mobians!" He was demonically humming... "They're finding out that no Christmas is coming! They're just waking up. I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two and the mobians in mobius will all cry boo-hoo!" Begins imagining what they'll do. Volt: [Crying] "All our stuff is gone!!" Sally: [Crying] "Who would've thought of Christmas will never come us at all when it took everything from us all!" Tails: [Sobbing] "Why would Santa take everything from us?! He would never do such a thing to us all!" Jeffery: "I was suppose to get my two front teeth... Removed." (Audience laugh int he background) Sonic: "I-I don't understand... why would Santa do this?" Volt looked down at the picture of Volt sitting on Santa's lap when he was a child. Volt: "You have failed me for the last time, Santa Claus!!" [Cries and ran away taking all of his stuff leaving his kingdom for good] Then Azrael's imagination poofs. Azrael: "Okay, maybe not like that... I think my imagination is broken. But, that's a noise..." Grinned Azrael. "That I simply must hear." He paused, and Azrael put a hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low... then it started to grow. Everyone in Mobius begins to singing cheerfully. But this, this sound wasn't sad. Why... this sound sounded glad. Every mobian in mobius in different shapes and sizes was singing... without any presents at all! He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming. It came. Somehow or other... it came just the same. And Azrael with his feet ice-cold in the snow stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages boxes, or bags." Demon grunt 1: "Wait... you were just trying to steal Christmas?" He puzzled and puzzed until his puzzler was sore. Then Azrael thought of something he hadn't before. "Maybe Christmas" He thought "Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps means a little bit more." Then Azrael suddenly feels pain in his chest. Azrael: "AUGH!!" And collapses onto the floor. Azrael: "Erggh.. AUUUUUGGHH!!! Grunts! Help me!!" Demon grunt 1: "W-What's happening?!" Demon grunt 2: "I-I don't know!" Then the demon grunts poofs back to normal as something suddenly begins happening to Azrael. Azrael: "I'm... FEELING....!" *He begins breathing heavily* And what happened then? well, in mobius, they say that Azrael's small heart grew three sizes that day. Azrael gasps and begins crying. Azrael: "What's... happening to me?" And then the sun rises brightly seeing how beautiful it is. Azrael: "I'm all... toasty inside... and I'm... leaking... Oh guys..." Demon grunts: "...?" Azrael: "I love you!!" They rushed over giving him a group hug. Then one grunt noticed the sleigh moving backwards slipping. Demon grunt 9: "MY LORD, LOOK!!!" Azrael: "Huh?!" He sees the sleigh wobbling and moving a little. Azrael: "Oh no, the sleigh the presents! They'll be destoryed... AND I CARE! What is the deal?! WAIT!! This can't happen!! It shouldn't it couldn't, musn't, it wouldn't!! Not now, not then not ever again! Azrael rushes to the sleigh to stop to try and stop it he tugged and pull onto the sleigh, but couldn't stop it. "Boo-hoo! Oh well, it's just... two ways, right?" ???: "Hi Mr. Azrael!" Azrael recognizes the voice and looks up and it was Elizabeth on top on one of the bags. Azrael: "Elizabeth...! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!" Elizabeth: "I came to see you, no one should be alone on Christmas." Azrael realizes what she means by that and begins smiling at her as she smiles back at him. And then the true meaning of Christmas came through and Azrael found the strength of ten Azraels. plus two. Azrael lifted the sleigh up to safety. Azrael: "RAAAAAGGGHH!!!" [Transformed to golden Azrael] Azrael: "I GOTCHA ELIZABETH!!" Elizabeth: "You did it!" The grunts begins cheering for him. And now that his heart didn't felt quite so tight he whizzed with his load through to the bright morning light. With a smile in his soul he descended Ice Cap Zone cheerily blowing on his trumpet! He rode into city he brought back their toys. He brought back their floof to the girls and boys. He brought everything back all the food for the feast. And he... he himself, Lord Azrael... carved the turkey. Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer cheer to all mobians far and near. Christmas day is in our grasps so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome, Christmas, while we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

THE END

I hope you all enjoyed it and Merry Christmas!

Azrael (C) @Voltlightning20

Props and backgrounds (C) @Kphoria