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This is not Voltaire!

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When the Devil is too busy
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and Death`s a bit too much
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They call me by name you see,
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For my special touch,
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To the gentleman I`m Miss Fortune,
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To the ladies I`m Sir Prize,
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But call me by any name,
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Any way it`s all the same,
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I`m the fly in your soup,
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I`m the pebble in your shoe,
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I`m the pea beneath your bed,
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I`m the bump on every head,
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I`m the peel on which you slip,
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I`m the pin in every hip,
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I`m the thorn in your side,
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Makes you wriggle and writhe,
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And it`s so easy when you`re evil,
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This is the life, you see
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The devil tips his hat to me,
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I do it all because I`m evil~
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And I do it all for free~
:iconfreeplz:
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need~
:iconcryingplz:
While there`s children to make sad,
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And there`s candy to be had,
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While there`s pockets left to pick,
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While there`s granny's left to trip down the stairs,
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I`ll be there waiting `round the corner
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It`s a game,
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I`m glad I`m in it,
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`Cause there`s one born every minute,
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And it`s so easy when you`re evil,
:iconevilplz:
This is the life, you see
:iconmegustaplz:
The devil tips his hat to me,
:icontophatplz:
I do it all because I`m evil~
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And I do it all for free~
:iconfreeplz:
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need~
:iconcryingplz:
I pledge my allegiance,
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To all things dark,
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I promise on my damned soul,
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To do as I am told,
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Lord Beelzebub,
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Has never seen a soldier quite like me,
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Not only does his job, but does it happily,
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I`m the fear that keeps you awake,
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I`m the shadows on the wall,
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I`m the monsters they become,
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I`m the nightmare in your skull,
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I`m the dagger in your back,
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An extra turn upon the rack,
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I`m the quivering in your heart,
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A stabbing pain,
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A sudden start.
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And it`s so easy when you`re evil,
:iconevilplz:
This is the life, you see
:iconmegustaplz:
The devil tips his hat to me,
:icontophatplz:
I do it all because I`m evil~
:iconimevilplz:
And I do it all for free~
:iconfreeplz:
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need~
:iconcryingplz:
And I do it all for free~
:iconfreeplz:
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need~
:iconcryingplz:
And I do it all for free~
:iconfreeplz:
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need~
:iconcryingplz:
It gets so lonely,
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Being evil,
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What I`d do to see a smile,
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Even for a little while,
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And no one loves you,
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When you`re evil...
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I'm lying through my teeth!
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Your tears are all the company I need
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:iconviolinplz:
Well hello little boy!
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Don´t be shy!
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Step right up, i´m a reasonable guy!
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Don´t be frightened by the look in my eye!
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I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky!
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Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
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I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
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You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
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So why don't you be a pal...
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And bring me some BRAINS!
:iconbrainplz:
Go down to your neighbor's place
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See the dull expression on his face
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you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
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He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
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Go down to Mr. McGee's
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He hasn't had a thought since '43.
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His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
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He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
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BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
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I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
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Sure they might think it's deranged
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But they won't give it a thought
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After I've eaten their brain.
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BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
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It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
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And if at first they think it's strange,
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they won't think twice
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If they don't have a brain!
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hey voltaire I found your pet..

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:iconvoltairenyc: <--- the REAL Voltaire.