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A smexy tale of RinxKaito part one

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A smexy tale of RinxKaito Part one

~~~~~~~~~WARNING: CONTAINS SOME SWEARS THAT ARE BLEEPED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Rin wakes up in bed. She checks her room for any unhidden weaponry before heading down the hall for breakfast. When she comes down, she hears Kaito downstairs asleep with the tv on. The channel is currently on the news.)

TV: This story is quite unexpected to all anime and manga fans. Akaito Shion and Len Kagamine have been reported killed by a fire. Field reporter Josef McBrosef is th-

(Rin shuts the TV off and runs to the upstairs bathroom. She covers her mouth and tries to hold back the laughter. Although it is extremely hard to, she does stop with the "laugh attack". She turns on the faucet and sprinkles a bit of water on her face before loosely drying it. This will make it look like she has been crying, but dried the tears. Then, she slowly walks out of the bathroom and makes a bagel. As she is eating, Kaito suddenly wakes up and walks to the kitchen.)

Kaito: Morning Rin. Do you know where the AISU is?

Rin: You ate it all stupid!

Kaito: NOOOO!!!! IM GOING TO THE STORE!! K BYE!!!

(Kaito grabs the car keys and rushes out the door. Rin laughs at his innocence. Soon, that will be ripped away from him, along with his soul to join his brother and Len. She takes another bite and savors the goodness. As she washes it down with orange juice,Meiko comes into the kitchen.)

Meiko: Hey Rin, where is the keys?

Rin: *munch* Kaito took them. He needed his ice cream.

Meiko: Well, I NEED MY BEER!!! When will he be back?

Rin: *munch* Well, since he literally clears out the store's invantory, he will be back in about 20 minutes.

Meiko: *moans* I NEED MY F*** BEER NOW!!!

Rin: *munch* Are you on a hangover Meiko?

Meiko: How would you know? You are not me. YOU DONT CONTROL MY LIFE!!! Y U NO UNDERSTAND???

(And with that she ran out of the room and down to their room. " i wont be cleaning barf for long" thought Rin as she finished her bagel. Then, she went to her room to see Meiko's damage. Before she could open the door, Meiko ran out and went into the bathroom.)

Rin: At least you didnt barf in the room!

Meiko: Stop with the nag-*barf*

Rin: *sigh* Never mind.

(When rin walks through the door, she realizes that the room is actually clean for once. She smiles slightly at the thought of blood stained sheets and pillows. Then Rin cleans the sofa that Kaito left a mess. Just as Rin steps back to admire her work, Kaito rushes in with bags and bags of ice cream. He quickly puts most in the freezer and starts on the first canister. He jumps on the couch and ruffles the blankets. He eats so messily, it seems like ice cream gets everywhere. On the outside, Rin is smiling. Yet on the inside, she is burning with rage. "Kaito's next." she thought "Better fire up the electric chair.")


What happens next? Just wait for part 2!!!
Part one
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