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Full Name: Cry Chaoticmonki Crystoph Sir Cryaotic the Third (Or just Cry. That's also okay.)

Yeah okay, we know his real name; his full real name, I will add. But who cares? He doesn't, and he admitted in a livestream that he found it awkward when people adressed him by his real name. And I'll be honest, I like Cry a lot better..

Age: 23 (I think. 23, right? We know he's old enough to order pizza for random fans and get crunk off his ass, so he has to be at least 21.)

Birthdate: (Just a guess) August 11th, 19-something something. I don't even know.
But I like to say he just morphed into existence. Because that sounds WAY FUCKING COOLER.

Come on, morphed into space time outta nowhere. That's epic, right?

Height: About as tall as a fire hydrant.

At least his Sup guys, in that one animation where it was peeing, were as tall as the hydrant they were illegally deficating on. (MIGIT[?] CRY. HELLS YES SOMEONE DRAW THAT FOR ME PLEASE)

Personality: Laid back, exciteable, master of Amnesia, sexy reader, soft-hearted, difficult to scare/surprise (see his journey in Amnesia from screaming little girl to balls of steel.), generally very nice, easy to talk to, and GENEROUS ENOUGH TO GIVE TOTAL STRANGERS FUCKING PIZZA. WHO THE HELL DOSE THAT OTHER THAN CRY!?
NO ONE. THAT'S LOYALTY TO A FAN.

Eye color: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Face: OH LORD, YOU'RE KILLING ME. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Looks like: Small, white-ass migit sir with no arms and stumps for feet, pretty 2-dimensional, coal eyes like Frosty the Snowman, admittedly frightening mouth that rivals the Joker's, pretty much looks like he belongs on Sesame Street.

Job: Entertaining thousands of people through a small screen.

Job other than Commentating on YouTube: Well if we knew that, we'd have to be killed.

Is the person writing this biography an obsessive fan?: Borderline....yeah okay I love Cry. Like, srsly guise. If I had the artsy skills to do so, I'd make myself one hell of a lifesize plushy of that sup guy.
But sadly I can't do shit, so I watch other people be good at it.

I can think of nothing else...so here's a song for Cry that I wrote(ripped off) last year for his birthday.


Cry, it's your birthday!
Thanks for all the crazy shit you do!
(Not to mention Amnesia, that shit gave me tons of goosebumps)
I forgot to tell you how I feeeeeel!
I'm a little high strung!
It's just because you're fun!
Cry, I adore ya!
And I'll do anything for yaaaaaaaa!!!

(no legit. Name it. I AM YOUR SLAVE jk jk)

Although your gameplay makes me frantic,
You make it crazy so it's worth it! :D
Amnesia, Which, and White Knight, too
You've played all the way through!!!

I forgot the rest.

Rest easy, Cry fanns, and please don't kill me. <3
Super obsessive fan?
Yup.

Is this a legit bio?
Hells naw.

So....
Yeah....

Love you!

Wanring, because it's full of probable bullshit.
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:iconshadow-yoshi-art:
Shadow-Yoshi-Art Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
God, this thing fuggin made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe (and was hitting my kitchen table with my fist).
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Mistress-Kira Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is beautiful
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B0wtie0us Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Student
this is the most beautiful bio I've EVER SEEN!!! XD
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SitiMeowMeow Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If I'm not mistaken, Cry's birthday should be on 11th June 1989. :3
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Lunashygaby Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
O GAWHD A JOURNAL ABOUT CRY OWO *instantly faves it*
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Endercry123 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
:iconsupguyplz: yup this is so legit XD :iconsupguyplz:
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:iconvienamarie:
Vienamarie Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Extremely, yo. cx
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GaliCry Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist
June 11, 1989 is his birthday. Memory serves correct.
I'm gonna try. And attempt. Maybe. Make a lifesized Cry.
Keywords : try, attempt, maybe.
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usalienpotter Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
I think he was born at June 11 1989 ? Tell me if I wrong , okay?
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GaliCry Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist
Your right.
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usalienpotter Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
Thanks for telling me ^^
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GaliCry Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist
No prob bro. :hug:
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MaruCien Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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datviperfangs Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D :iconsupguyplz: :iconsupguywootplz: :iconpervplz:
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Whetsit-Tuya Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconchocolatefishplz::iconsayingplz:PIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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affee10 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I love this! but I'm pretty sure his birthday is June 9, so its coming up! Love the song too . c:
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CryBuscusPie Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
:o I recognise that song. It's very similar to a song in this one cartoon I watch... Where it's her Mom's birthday... I refuse to name that cartoon... Too embarrassed that I like it. . . But it sounds very similar to that song. Great Bio by the way! I laughed my feathers off! Now they're all over the floor! :iconsupguyplz: :D
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's exactly what I ripped it off of! :D

Anyways, I'm glad you liked it! Sorry about your feathers, I'll get the dust pan!
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GaliCry Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist
Phineas & Ferb!
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fireheart885 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I had the best dream once. I was blindfolded and strapped to a chair. The blindfold was taken off, and there was a guy sitting in a chair right in front of me. Just kinda sitting there. He held out his hand, and said, Hello, i'm cry. I seriously almost screamed and since my arms were free, I grabbed his hand and shook it. He didn't return it, he instead held my hand a kissed it. I did scream that time. Thing is, he looked like Anthony from Smosh with glasses.

Smileyface.
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I like your dreams. The most vivid dream I've ever had involved eating a baked potato.
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MissArachneAngel Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013
Lol 
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datviperfangs Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wuthefuck :iconpervplz: ok best dream of cry i had. i was sitting at home watching some shit like dora (i dont know) and i was also eating a bagel made of ponies (also dont know) and then my phone rings so i pick it up and it says: hi im cry. im at your door love. i screamed like someone was gonna kill me i opened the door and then he kissed me. well, it was more like he put his mask in my mouth but i still enjoyed it. and then i woke up because my dog was jumping on me



(ok none of this really happened but i wish it did because i love :iconcryaotic:
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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datviperfangs Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:) i actually had a real dream about cry.
ill write it soon. youll like it
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I look forward to it. c:
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datviperfangs Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D yayz
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fireheart885 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XD


ahh, potatoes.
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AmbushRealityLeader Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I really doubt he ever told us his FULL name.. Or am I just dumb? :<
I mean, I know his first name, yeah.. butbutbut He wouldn't want us to know the full one, right? :|
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Everybody knows his last name, bro. c:
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ProbablyEllie Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
Really dude cause I don't know it I feel left out someone tell me please
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Terry
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CaecusAdIgnota Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
I found cry :p
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Good for you.
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AmbushRealityLeader Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't :( :( :( I feel bad now
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Don't feel bad, bro.

It's Terry.

Now you know! :D
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AmbushRealityLeader Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol no way Ryan Terry is a model no? XDDD
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
He's not /that/ Ryan Terry. XD
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AmbushRealityLeader Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nah he's just Cry for me :P I'll never be able to call him by his name ^^;
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AmbushRealityLeader Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oohoohh And btw eye colour is blue I thing cuz I follow his tumblr and he posted a picture of himself that he drew at 5 years old and he made the eyes bue so... I think it's blue ^^;
Again- might be mistaken!
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NagatoHanami Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This absolutely killed me, madame!

This is also sounds about as accurate as accuracy can get, miss. ;D

(is my sarcasm showing? Eep! Don't look at it! *runs and hides*)
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol I'm glad you got a kick out of it. c:
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laras123 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
:icondancingsupguyplz: I laugh so hard when I read thisXD
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad I can entertain. c:
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EarthBound15 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconclapplz:
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Vienamarie Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
... c:
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EarthBound15 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconicantbelieveitplz:
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