Riding a skateboard:
Expectation
"THIS IS SO SIMPLE! LOOK AT ALL THE COOL TRICKS I CAN DO!" Becomes Tony Hawk
Reality
Falls flat on face.
"Ow."
Writing a Book/Fanfiction:
Expectation
Becomes a New York Time Best Selling author.
"Yes Mr.Famous Director. I would love my book/fanfiction to be made into a movie/episode."
Reality
"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 3 DAYS AND I ONLY HAVE 1 REVIEW! WHAT THE F*CK!"
Watching Horror Movies
Expectation
Everyone else is screaming while you just stare at the screen, bored.
"You can totally tell this is fake. Pass the popcorn."
Reality
You're the only one screaming and clinging to the person next to y