To Love Alicorn Part 70

What if Luna shook the moon would moony feel it 

"I'm sorry Luna, but this is for your own good. By the power invested in me by Celestia and Equestria, I am hereby placing you under planetary arrest until the following conditions are satisfied: 1.) You will stop engaging in any non-consensual behavior regarding me and our state of relations. 2.) You will comply with my decree that your current behavior is a real impediment to your ability to make more friends, which is inappropriate for an Equestrian Sovereign. and 3. ) Luna, please, do not claw on to feeling of the past. You must learn that relying to such an excessive extent on your shadow is a serious risk for your health. You will, to the best of your ability, expand the circle of ponies and beings who you  can trust and confide in, they will assist in your recovery and help you regain the strength you need to cast off the metaphorical crutches of your shadow. Then, and only then, when the criteria of these conditions are satisfied, will your sentence be removed."
I can imagine Nightmare doing something like that. 

MOONY put a restriction order on Luna for harrassing and stalking her hahahaAHAHAH

a cross? the puns are TOO MUCH!

XD

So when they start to build spaceships Luna will not be able to visit space, because of banishment.

ouch thats gotta sting

And here we see Luna demonstrating the Royal Canterlot Faceplant.

new meaning of house arrest?

Looks like Nightmare Moon chose exile

That is some irony, the princess of the moon being banished from the moon

Oh That One Where Luna Got Hit From The Statue Was Funny. I Can Do This From Kirby: Right Back At Ya.
King Dedede: Escargoon?
Escargoon: His Highness Does Care About Me. Oh Sire... *Pwned By Dedede's Hammer* Oh, Uuuuuuuggghhhhhhh.
King Dedede: You Spilled Tea On My Cup!
That Part In Right Hand Robot From Kirby: Right Back At Ya Was Funny, Hahaha!

So how much text can you fit on the night side of Equestria and still have it be legible from the moon? Luna may need to be terse with her love odes.

Actually, better plan: boom boxes playing "In Your Eyes" haven't been banished to Equestria. Just keep chucking them through the portal until she has to come talk to you to get you to stop. Or until she banishes all the boom boxes.

...Talk about irony.

O.O that is both brilliant and...somewhat confusing! XD No place like home?! XD or like a semipermanent No Trespassing for the moon? XD I like it! 

That is interesting. Like an exile in reverse or maybe house arrest would be a better analogy.
Awww, that's sad

Humorous portal fail though

That makes sense though. Moony is pushing Luna to interact with other ponies (Equestria) and is banning her from becoming more wrapped into herself (the moon).

Totally unexpected PLOT TWIST. hahahaha really good idea

what a shyamalan moment