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:iconvantikedm:VantikEDM posted a status
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, an Apache to be exact.

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:iconjoahjeguy:
joahjeguy Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017
his dad a toaster his mom a watermelon
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:iconvantikedm:
VantikEDM Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
yes
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:icongabby2548:
Gabby2548 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Student Writer
Jesus what are you talking about. A Uni-Potato-Grilled Cheese Sandwich is obviously the best gender
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:iconvantikedm:
VantikEDM Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I never chose my gender.

My cousin was a mayonnaise cell. A CELL
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:icongabby2548:
Gabby2548 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Student Writer
Oh my god. A mayonnaise cell, one of the best genders LMAO
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:iconvantikedm:
VantikEDM Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
My father was a Pineapple, and my mom was a Bowling Ball.
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:icongabby2548:
Gabby2548 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2017  Student Writer
ROTFL
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:iconvantikedm:
VantikEDM Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconfaridthewolf:
FaridTheWolf Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Dammit Tim. Well, I do to..


Except i aint a weak-ass apache.



Im a russian Hind, betch.
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:iconvantikedm:
VantikEDM Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
OH, I NEED THEM MODIFICATIONS
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