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An adult English coonhound runs like a deer. An adult fantasy author (or at least this one) runs like a wombat who desperately wishes she was wearing a sports bra. I can sling mulch for hours, I can dig holes for days, but running is a different specialization.

(Seriously, the dog is about the only thing that could cause me to run these days. I am DONE with running. If a serial killer comes after me, I’ll demand to see his weapon. Anything less than an axe, I’ll just take the hit.) 
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Tiamatshapeshifter's avatar
I just thought of that in romance/suspense novel terms..
"If a serial killer comes after me, I'll demand to see his weapon." -ursulav
Ryua's avatar
Heh, that would probably scare off the average mugger. "Nah, not dangerous enough for me to care."
Sophia-Christina's avatar
I love the running analogies. I have  a friend in military that gets 100% on all portions of the Physical readiness tests except the running where he scraps in an 80%. So I get it! I am even slower in running but I can walk for miles and miles and miles ...... lol!
wolfian's avatar
Solution- Employ the neighbor's son to run down the dog! XD
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MensjeDeZeemeermin's avatar
MARSUPIALS DO NOT NEED SUPPORT GARMENTS! :)
SnailPropulsionLabs's avatar
I'm on board with auditioning the serial killer, they must put thought and preparation into it. Show some effort.
pearwood's avatar
Ah, hounds and wombats. Yes.
brytewolf's avatar
Where...where's the chicken D8
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