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He came from the east, bearing strange new inventions which failed utterly to impress anyone. In vain he offered them the newly domesticated slime-eel, the obsidian-edged whitehead remover,* and the Device For Turning Fish Guts Into An Attractive Rose-Shaped Garnish.

Depressed by the lukewarm reception to his offerings, he sat and ate his lunch with a strange device of his own invention, part spoon, part fork.

"What is that?" the people cried, spying this object.

"This? It's nothing. A spoon-fork thing. I made it so I wouldn't have to carry both."

"It's the greatest thing since fire!" the people cried, rejoicing in their newfound utensil.

"Whatever," said the Sporkbringer gloomily, and went on his way, the slime-eels slopping and prancing at his heels.

3.5 x 5 little piece on panel, rounding out the silverware pantheon--this one'll be up for auction, since everybody demanded a spork petroglyph.

Auction: [link]

*Frequently removed the whole head with it.
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essencestudios's avatar
omg this is so funny!!:iconcoffeespitplz:awesome work.....awesome gallery!!:clap::clap::clap: