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Sporkbringer

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He came from the east, bearing strange new inventions which failed utterly to impress anyone. In vain he offered them the newly domesticated slime-eel, the obsidian-edged whitehead remover,* and the Device For Turning Fish Guts Into An Attractive Rose-Shaped Garnish.

Depressed by the lukewarm reception to his offerings, he sat and ate his lunch with a strange device of his own invention, part spoon, part fork.

"What is that?" the people cried, spying this object.

"This? It's nothing. A spoon-fork thing. I made it so I wouldn't have to carry both."

"It's the greatest thing since fire!" the people cried, rejoicing in their newfound utensil.

"Whatever," said the Sporkbringer gloomily, and went on his way, the slime-eels slopping and prancing at his heels.



3.5 x 5 little piece on panel, rounding out the silverware pantheon--this one'll be up for auction, since everybody demanded a spork petroglyph.

Auction: [link]

*Frequently removed the whole head with it.
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essencestudios's avatar
omg this is so funny!!:iconcoffeespitplz:awesome work.....awesome gallery!!:clap::clap::clap:
caseva's avatar
We need it for the staff room.... someone is always raiding the cafeteria for more sporks
RukahTsubasa's avatar
lolXD nice work!
littlemissowl's avatar
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draken712's avatar
heh


he seems proud of his spork


youvegotmaille's avatar
The painting, the title, the story... fantastic!!
cresun's avatar
this is awesome :D
carpenocturne's avatar
This picture is just too brilliant to be described!
Marilyse's avatar
All hail the sporkbringer! ...I may be forced to start a cult, this is so great. :)
RiverBloodmoon's avatar
I actually hate sporks, I find they're overrated.

But this.
This is absolutely brilliant.

The colours are beautiful and it's so..
so..
OMG.
I love it. <333
aMiNatorsINK's avatar
I absolutely love this set... your humorous take on ancient folk art is wonderful! All favs!
scpiderscrag's avatar
A parody on Stormbringer, and did I spy Elric in your gallery?
HAve I found another Moorcock fan?
PikaRox's avatar
:rofl: lol I has a spork!
The story made me laugh. Like a lot. Your artist descriptions frequently do that to me.
Sehvrin's avatar
Cute and very cute story :aww:
MasterOfSporks's avatar
I LOVE IT SO MUCH! <3
gamehengraphics's avatar
Love it!! And the story gave me a giggle.
Persian-EMo's avatar
Yeah YEah ~~ Only Food
animefreak120's avatar
Becuase Sporks are just that awesome. <3
NickelEdge's avatar
nice. like the feel of the drawing
torsional's avatar
SPORK FOR LIFE
ayuICHI's avatar
so adorably epic!
Hawksong76's avatar
I love this! It's just so...so wacky and fun!
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