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Pearaphim
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Published: November 9, 2005
© 2005 - 2019 ursulav
...And then there was a great flash, as of a thousand suns, and the very air itself seemed to burn golden, and a sound came, like the ringing of a thousand golden trumpets, and the squirrel saw before him a being, one of the Great Lords of Fruit, bewing'd and halo'd, one of the mighty pearaphim, the vegetative pillars of heaven. And the pearaph spoke, in a voice both sweet as sweetened fruit juice* and brazen as great metal shields crashing together, and what it said was "FEAR NOT, BRIEF MORTAL--!"

And the squirrel fell backwards in astonishment, for he was sore afraid, and more importantly, very weirded out by the whole thing.

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I have no explanation whatsoever, except that as usual, it seemed like a good idea. If you want to find a meaning in this, go for it, but it's all you. I have none whatsoever. Even the pun came after the sketch.

Prints available! We have $10 small and $20 jumbo, plus shipping--drop a line or visit [link] to set that up. Great Christmas gifts! Or at least, really WEIRD Christmas gifts, and isn't that just as good?




*Made from concentrate. We're on a budget here, people.
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TrottingPeryton's avatar
TrottingPerytonHobbyist Traditional Artist
What a vision.
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SammiRose-and-DmitriHobbyist Digital Artist
I LOVE this!! I tried clicking on the link, but it's telling me there's an error. Is there anywhere else I can purchase a print? Thanks! <3
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EhsartemProfessional Digital Artist
FELLA -The Biting Pear of Salamanca (Badges) 
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Shay0528Student Digital Artist
Lol wutBiting Pear of Salamanca GIF 
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Awesomedog10112Student Digital Artist
Pear jesus??
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IDreamOfTheWindHobbyist General Artist
Behold, the internet!
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Protey17Student Interface Designer
Looks like Jungian archetypes projection illustration = ) 
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I laughed. Much. :boing:
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Oh gods, how did I miss this before!
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glassdragon42Hobbyist Writer
The mighty pearaph! :iconlolwutplz: This is just too funny!
RMXTrailMix's avatar
Wow; with my new :iconpearofeyesplz: I have seen the light!

The meaning of life is nothing more than the beauty of the common pear!
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Taren14Hobbyist Writer
...You disturb me.
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AmaquieriaHobbyist General Artist
Ooooh....I have this Print! ^_^ :woohoo: (along with about 50 others of yours. hehe ^^; )
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Your art is something else. I want your skills and randomness!!!! :la:
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It's. So. Freakinf. AWESOME. :D :D :D
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junkygetic Digital Artist
MASTERPIECE!
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ScaryFeet07Hobbyist General Artist
THAT IS AMAZING! :DDD
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I friggin love your work. What else can I say?
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toastlesHobbyist General Artist
okay, yah, i just saw your lurking sock puppet one and thought it was the best of da, but this... this is equally priceless.... now you got me coughing 'cause i'm laughing so hard. if i look at any more of your art, i might die!! but boy, what a way to go. fantastic job, really.... hahahaha... brilliant...
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i cant help saying lol wut :ohnoes:
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