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Morning Wood

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By ursulav   |   
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© 2008 - 2020 ursulav
Some phalloi have no problem getting up in the morning.

Some of them, alas, require coffee.

(Look, I can't even begin to explain why these keep showing up in my poor fevered brain. Just roll with it. To reiterate, they're based on a historical Greek/Roman motif, usually pictured with wings and lion or dog feet, and...err...I'm not well.)

Original is for sale, prints are available, and yes, next year we'll try to do a set of four Valentine's day cards of these little guys. What do you think--"You get me up in the morning!" for the message on this one?
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Asmo-chanHobbyist General Artist

Even years after seing it for the first time... it still cracks me up!

CaptainRender's avatar
CaptainRenderHobbyist Digital Artist
This is wierd, but true...
x-LittleOne-x's avatar
x-LittleOne-xHobbyist General Artist
bizarre and adorable
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komozeckProfessional General Artist
terrifyingly cute
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OX-CABHobbyist General Artist
so cute ^_^
Westrich's avatar
LoL. Your Phallios are so funny. Never explain yourself. They are very expressive (though I had no idea about the Roman motif.) I'm down right tempted to sculpt this on the back patio the next time it snows for all to see! I love all your work, but this one makes me giggle the most.
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Destiny3000Hobbyist Writer
I can't help but sing that song by Westlife "You raised me up, to stand on mountains... You raised me up..."

They often play this song by some comedians for adverts with songs. Viagra - "You raised me up, to stand on mountains... You raised me up..."
Firehound237's avatar
Oh my god, that's awesome.
OmgYouAteThexCookies's avatar
This is just too funny.
dagger1's avatar
That's so adorable, despite it being a penis. I clicked on it by accident, and now i'm glad. So cute, so very very cute.
Negracamada's avatar
Hilarious and humanizing, if that makes sense.
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ArchangelBawProfessional General Artist
This one must be related to me. I cant breathe without coffee.
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RaviixStudent Photographer
Haha...this is so funny!
MiLo-Raven's avatar
doesn't look so wood-y, does it?
DigiMax2's avatar
Looks like it could use some Viagra with the coffee.
PanAlia's avatar
Great concept! Funny, real and cute ^__^
5letters's avatar
:XD: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah..sry. thats the shit.... made my whole day ;D...ohhhh.... how sad !!!! CHIN UP DEAR .... !!! :heart:
Ranuel's avatar
This is so squeeably adorable!
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