Are you so dirty that the Hounds of Tindalos can smell you between dimensions and will not drop by to play?
Deep ones do not want to skinny dip with you?
Well, we at ____ have come up with a soap that will please even the most picky of Old Ones, well maybe except Cthuga. Its hypoallergenic, so even sensitive skin will grow stuff, um not be affected.
When you take a whiff of the clean otherworldly scent, all earthly cares will drop away and be replaced by otherworldy fea, pleasures, yes pleasures!
Don't fhtagn on this great order!
Great and Awsome Cthulhu uses this soap, its good for getting those hard to reach places squeaky clean. When you live in a non euclidean space, its easy to get dirty in all sorts of places.
So when you want to get back in the swing of things and not have your friends sic Ithaqua on you, try our Elder Clean Soap.
Don't wait till the stars are right to smell good across dimensions!
Elder clean, Elder clean, you will smell so good it will be obscene!
Also try our King in Yellow cologne, its just for those who have a Hali developed sense of good taste.
Good job with this.