I can imagine the male ramhorn pears fighting now. X'D
Just jumping around in a silly way, untill... SQUISH!
Dude 1: *talking to Dude 2*
Okay, so those ramhorn pears can be aggressive, and--
*SQUIISH! KONG! BONG! SQUISH!*
...Did you hear that?
Yes! The males are fighting! Dude 2, get the camera and let's film this! :'D