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Angel And Devil Phalloi

By ursulav
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Sooner or later, if I do a series, particularly an adult series, people start saying "When are you going to paint something else?" (I know, because it happened as soon as I posted the first one in AGES--there'd been nearly a dozen images and several months between phalloi, but the minute one comes up, somebody starts whining that I'm painting them AGAIN. This is always accompanied by other squees of joy that yay, I'm painting them again! This is the glory and terror of the internet.)

The short answer to this question is "When I Damn Well Feel Like It."

The long answer is that in the past month, I have painted over seventy illustrations for my next book, and believe me, if you were doing cute wholesome illustrations day in and day out, world without end, you'd be frothing to paint phalloi too. I love my job, it is arguably the best job in the entire world, it is absolutely the only one that I am suited to, but the same urge that drives me to play Resident Evil 4 while writing the books drives me to painting these guys while illustrating them. Vital parts of my brain need adult time, and you can only shoot zombies for so long.

So, there will be phalloi as long as I feel the urge to paint phalloi. And the next time I get halfway through a project calling for 140+ illustrations--i.e. June--there will probably be MORE phalloi. It seems to be part of my coping mechanism. Go figure.

ANNNYWAY! Enough outta me, the original here is 8 x 11 or thereabouts, mixed media, for sale, prints are available, send a note or visit [link] for details. Yes, I will probably be offering the whole phalloi series in mini-print packs, and since people keep requesting a poster, we'll see what we can put together at some point in the future...

Also! People are asking if they can do...god help us all..."phalsonas" of their own. Please, feel free, I'm delighted by the notion--if you want to throw a link back to one of my phalloi that's great, and please, send me an image! I'm enjoying seeing these (and lord only knows what that says about me...)
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nilescclover's avatar
very cute........................
Lexikinsthecat's avatar
WHY? Why are they SO cute?!
VirusShingo55's avatar
how creative, and random too.
EmberMoonFire's avatar
Man, these little guys of yours just keep getting cuter and cuter! :-D
cheeseisthebestevr's avatar
i love these. they're amazing
mads6's avatar
if all your phalloi pictures were splooged across the world, there would be no war and no hate and all kinds of good lovin.
ArchangelBaw's avatar
OMG its official, I now love these.
Yulean's avatar
Wow, they look so cute. =) I like the idea behind!
AnimeMischief's avatar
this proves that all good and all evil is focused in our nether areas :iconicameplz:

BTW those would be awesome Pokemon
shootersbay's avatar
I really love your works - they´re fantastic! really awesome! been watching for a longer time - relly nice!
oOhawaiiOo's avatar
These are cute. They're so squishy looking. LOL They're like dirty jelly fish with feet, wings, and tails.
RavenHeart777's avatar
DRAW MORE DRAW MORE!! Omg, I love these!! :3

sooo cute!!
ThatsNotPoetry's avatar
The white one looks dead D:
Daigo-Ro's avatar
Holy Cock! XD
Spamkiller's avatar
How you managed to make those look cute is beyond me, but you did! :XD: :+fav:
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Touch-Not-This-Cat's avatar
Why dont you compromise & do some early German-style farie tails, scary & disturbing but still kid freindly, paradoxiclly.
canadiankazz's avatar
I love their little feets!
bookwormgirl108's avatar
Love it! Very creative! :)
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