This is NOT for fun.
Supposedly The Phone WON'T Ring
Right After You Do This. (Is there really some sort of grammar rule where you're supposed to capitalize the first letter of each word in a "SERIOUS" sentence?)
Just read the crappy stories and
Think of a wish as you have cancer all
The way to the bottom. There is
A turd there - then make your
Wish. (

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No attachment on this one.
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Stories
I'm 675347657854 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his vagina
It was crap o'clock When I made
My wish. At Turd o'clock (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was,being retarded and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 467598467547 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 7587578:35 and at u687576564jhfjh:55
There was an announcement that it
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
doesn't work!!!
My name is Ann and I am 455567777777777567587 years
Of age. I had always been dumb
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a crappy person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
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A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was ugly, dumb and
Could not stop farting at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
to die week later . We married 0
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 0 years.
What a terrible email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a turd.
Make your turd when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever level your Squirtle is at, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex. Your Squirtle is at level 25, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to 6756745634576854678976545678
People in .00000000000000000000000000000000000007 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your level minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can't be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 6756745634576854678976545679 more
People, other than the 6756745634576854678976545678 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.