Literature
Prologue - Script
Vice Principal Mandell: Mrs. Andrews, I'm afraid I have some concerns about the history of your son, Max, at his previous schools.
Mrs. Andrews: What concerns?
Max: Does it look like I care?
Vice Principal Mandell: {groans} Let’s read this report. Your child often arrives late to class, he doesn’t complete his homework, he is easily distracted during lessons, his behaviour has been aggressive and even disruptive…
Mrs. Andrews: Nonsense. Max is an angel, and those teachers were just not doing their job well enough.
Max: Yeah, you should obviously know.
Vice Principal Mandell: No, Mrs. Andrews, us educators, no matter what school we work at, are doing our job as best we can, but your child still refuses to listen.
Mrs. Andrews: Again, you’re just not doing your job well enough.
Principal Silverman: No, you have not raised your child well enough.
Vice Principal Mandell: Oh, Principal Silverman! Thank goodness you’re here.
Principal Silverman: There is nothing worse than a
