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My child swears.
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Hello strangers. Updates and my two cents....
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I got a tattoo! Updates ahoy.
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Anyone out there?
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My baby seems to have gone viral.
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My child swears.
Hey. How’s it going? I’d say life is busy but that’s a lie. It’s just exhausting. By the time I’ve sorted Screamy out and sat down I’m too knackered to create or browse online. I just end up reading nosleep stories on Reddit or doing quizzes to see what sort of bread I am! What hat exciting things are happening in your real life and/or dA life? How is 2018 treating you? I’m kinda surprised that America isn’t a pile of smouldering ashes yet. Soon. Soon. And yes. The child has picked up some swear words. Hearing “get off me you fucking bugger!” Coming from a three year old is both
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Hello strangers. Updates and my two cents....
Hey Deviants, how's it going? Life, the baby and not having a decent desk keep me away from the Internet. I need like ten hours more in a day so I can browse dA and sleep more. So I turned thirty in October. Sob. I feel like a fifteen year old boy still!! Sad news - my tortoise passed away. :( Got two new tattoos. One of Marceline from Adventure Time and this amazing fox - :thumb665524159: My child, Scream, turned two. He is an amazing little man now, even if he takes up all my time. Had his two year checkup and he aced it. He likes to draw so he might have an account in a few years! :thumb665525249: :thumb665525129: And with the whole
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I got a tattoo! Updates ahoy.
Hello Deviants! How's it going? Long time no see. My child takes up all my time. ALL MY TIME. Aren't these things meant to sleep at some point?! Anyway. AAAAGES AGO. Seriously. So long ago this happened - I saw this  by HenarTorinos (https://www.deviantart.com/henartorinos) which is one of my all time favourite pieces on the site. So I commissioned a tattoo design. Then I never got it done as I am a huge wimp and scared of pain and piercings and veins and needles. Then I gave birth and thought "I CAN DO ANYTHING". So I went and got it done. :) Joy. I didn't cry, vomit, punch the tattooist or run away! Success. Scream is doing brilliantly. He is nine months now.Currentl
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Anyone out there?
Hey guys! How's it going? Not been on for AGES but small Scream just takes up all my time so I basically do NOTHING. How are you all? I am okay apart from having no time to do anything! I miss you guys. ;_; But I have this gorgeous man - - so its not all bad! :heart: :peace:
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My baby seems to have gone viral.
Some of you may have seen that I used a MAKE UP APPLICATION not real make up NOT. REAL. MAKE. UP. on photos of Gabriel. They seems to have gone all around the world. From Australian television to abc7news. Mental. Mental. Here's one photo - Now you tell me that looks real?!?! Many people thought I was the Dad. :') Here's the gallery with the others - imgur album That has been viewed 1,203,982 times now. :') So amused. Seriously. Google "make up app seven week old" it is EVERYWHERE. I think the first was this Buzzfeed article, some people don't read and think its real make up despite it saying it isn't. It is annoying. People have sai
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