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Oh hello there.
I am not really a unicorn despite all my wishes. I dye my hair too much and like to have everything covered in a fine layer of glitter. I can often be found in cake aisles touching the produce or looking at baby clothes and sobbing softly. I have an odd obsession with collecting gas masks and this has led me to be ready for the revolution, whenever that will be. Soon. Soooon.
I also enjoy moustaches. On men. Though I wish to grow one myself one day.
I spend too much time on the internet.
Sooooooon.

I also like the Human Centipede too much. Far too much.






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I enjoy unicorns and dinosaurs.

Deviousness Award

`UnicornReality is a much loved and well known deviant who has been instrumental in the successful continuous development of our stock & resources community. Known best of all for her beautiful stock photography, Fiona's vibrant personality and enthusiastic approach to bringing fun into everything she does, has proven to be a daily inspiration to us all. If you are looking for a muse to stoke your creative fire, `UnicornReality should be top of your list. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for December 2012 to `UnicornReality!
Awarded Dec 2012
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My child swears.

My child swears.

Hey. How’s it going? I’d say life is busy but that’s a lie. It’s just exhausting. By the time I’ve sorted Screamy out and sat down I’m too knackered to create or browse online. I just end up reading nosleep stories on Reddit or doing quizzes to see what sort of bread I am! What hat exciting things are happening in your real life and/or dA life? How is 2018 treating you? I’m kinda surprised that America isn’t a pile of smouldering ashes yet. Soon. Soon. And yes. The child has picked up some swear words. Hearing “get off me you fucking bugger!” Coming from a three year old is both

Hello strangers. Updates and my two cents....

Hello strangers. Updates and my two cents....

Hey Deviants, how's it going? Life, the baby and not having a decent desk keep me away from the Internet. I need like ten hours more in a day so I can browse dA and sleep more. So I turned thirty in October. Sob. I feel like a fifteen year old boy still!! Sad news - my tortoise passed away. :( Got two new tattoos. One of Marceline from Adventure Time and this amazing fox - :thumb665524159: My child, Scream, turned two. He is an amazing little man now, even if he takes up all my time. Had his two year checkup and he aced it. He likes to draw so he might have an account in a few years! :thumb665525249: :thumb665525129: And with the whole

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Hi, way back in the ancient days of the internet (a decade or more ago) I used to really like the create-by-week group. I would love to resuscitate it, and you seem to be the most recently-active of the leaders (PS, love your crochets!). I myself am only on DevArt every once in a while, but would commit to 9 months of pretty much daily activity. (After that I'm not sure where I'll be; hopefully covid will be lessened and I will be traveling)

Happy Birthday! :)
Happy Birthday UnicornReality.
Happy Birthday :cake: