Certain Benefits

This has me thinking of this...

: I'm getting fed up with seeing you here in my throne room. You get sent before me for bad behavior every single day, Craig Tucker.

: I know that.

: Why can't you behave yourself like most of everyone else in Equestria?

: I don't know.

: Have you anything to say for yourself?

: *remains silent*

: I think I should have a word with your teachers at South Park Elementary about holding you back one grade if you don't--

: *flips off Celestia*

: Did you just flip me off?

: ...No.

: Yes you did. Now this is the exact behavior I'm talking about. If you do not straighten out your behavior and adjust you attitude then you're gonna--

: *flips off Celestia again*

: There, you just flipped me off again!

: No I didn't.

: Yes you did! And, until you stop flipping others off, you can just wait outside this chamber.

: *walks out of the throne room, only for Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny to enter*

: Well, well, if it isn't Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick.

: Hey, Craig.

: *flips the boys off*

: Ay, don't flip us off, you son of a bitch.

: Sit down, boys, right there. *pulls out scroll from Applejack* Now then, what did you boys do to be sent before me this time... The boys were being disrespectful of Granny Smith as she was giving a presentation about the Apple family heritage.

: A heritage of pony farmers is stupid.

: No, it is not. In fact, if it were not for Applejack's ancestors, Ponyville would never exist altogether.

: But there could have been other ways Ponyville could have existed.

: If that's how you're going to view pony ancestry, then guess what? I think a little trip to Appleloosa to learn the very roots of the Apple family is just the thing you four need. I'm going to make a note to Applejack and Granny Smith to have all four of you come with them and Ms. Cheerilee's class to do so.

: What the hell!?

: *muffled cheering, then expression of grief.*

: I think this will be a good thing for you boys to go on.

: But princess, we don't even give a damn about culture!

: Which is why you boys need to go,

: Please, Princess Celestia, we'll be good from now on. Please don't send us to the desert!