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Gatcha Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I envy you!! You are so straightforward and brave. I am soooo timid. -________-; i fell in love with a guy and it took me a year and a half to tell him. A YEAR AND A HALF. "OTL I could never just go and say "you're sexy, what are you doing later?" O_O >_<
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, probably because I don't think I fall in love with these people O_o I kinda treat them superficially. I would rather be attracted to someone intelectually, but I meet very few people who share my views on life/ideology and interests :( And if I ever meet them, they are so physically unattractive to me, I just can't imagine a romantic relationship with them ^^; I KNOW in the end of the day it's just me and my cat, forever (until we both live that is >.<)... :shrug: sad, but it's better to accept loneliness, I  think , and enjoy one's company, than forcefully look for a match :/ And even if one does find a soulmate, people change, and will the bond be as meaningful in years as it is in the present moment? I find it hard to believe, given my pesimism and scepticism :) So if there's no true, eternal love, what's the point to hope for it?:) I think it only exists in fiction, Disney and fanart and enables the release of one's hidden hopes and feelings for own love ;). I know that when we have a crush on someone, we feel differently and optimistic, but -at least for me- disappointment comes so fast that I become disillusioned :P
too bad I have that damn high sex drive.... I swear, If I could, I would switch it off and not be distracted by it anymore... >.< it's just a waste  of energy.
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Gatcha Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I think about such things quite often. :( My parents hated each other and I’ve seen too many stable and loving relationships fall apart. And the ones that don’t fall apart are usually people who are just too lazy/scared to break up or generally frightened by change. :shrug: Even now, when I am in a relationship, I keep thinking, how long will it last? Until someone sexier shows up? Until he gets bored of me? Or I get bored? (My best friend says I have anxiety issues XD) It depresses me, because I am really very much in love with him, but I keep thinking it won’t last… Sure, I am happy now but it will wear off eventually. In that case am I not better off on my own? Sure, it gets lonely sometimes but at least you don’t get hurt.
But part of me still hopes…not that such a thing as eternal love exists (I am far too cynical for that! :D) but that bit by bit we can build some kind of meaningful relationship together, and that when the infatuation wears off we’ll have a bond based on mutual trust and respect. So I’ve decided to go ahead and risk it, even though there is the very real possibility he might dump me for a fitter chick at any time. :D
If this one doesn’t work out I am *SO* done with relationships though. :XD: no moar.
As for the sex thing...I totally agree. Here in Bulgaria we have a lot of house parties and that's how most of my friends get laid. :D It's easy because they get drunk and the atmosphere is relaxed, and since it's a house, there are beds and couches and things, so as long as you find a secluded spot, you're good. :D I can't imagine doing that back in England though...people are a lot shyer there... at least the ones I've met. :P
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah.... love, sex and relationships :XD: So fucking complicated, yet we can't live without them, can we ? XD
Don't be insecure, that can be smelled on you from a mile and scare the partner off :) You shouldn't worry and if he leaves you, just assume that he wasn't worth your time and move on. If he's only in a relationship because of your looks, than it's a sex-based relationship, not a real bf, and you should try not to get emotional about him (though I know it's hard, I'm getting emotional fast too, while some men can be cold and don't get attatched to their lovers a bit). But if you've actually established that you're A COUPLE , then I'm sure he sees more in you and that he simply likes your company :) So try to keep optimistic and positive and don't let that anxiety issues scare him away :)
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Gatcha Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, the anxiety thing is a real pain in the ass. -___- I try to deal with it in a rational way though, like repeat to myself the doubts are just in my head and don't reflect the truth. I totally agree - if you show you're insecure in a relationship you're pretty much done for. :P
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smokinalyssa Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
LOL Well I know if you look he won't be there if you wait he will be there not only that but with your amazing art skills you just have to find someone with the same interest maybe a art school or competition :)
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you Dear :) Well, actually, I've recently met an interesting boy who studies at art school and it was nice to talk about stuff with him. We don't match in different areas of life though(sex and views on life), so just friends >.<. Maybe next one will be right :D Lol :heart:
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smokinalyssa Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
I hope the best!!!!!! I hope he will be your darien or knight in armor :).  Good luck and keep up the AMAZING WORK!!!! And please bring more I am a HUGE fan. 
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Sakinurai Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO! XD
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Msansook Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
This is hilarious!!!! Thank you for the amazing illustration ever!!! <3 Don't give up!!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks! :love:
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Oonou Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Are you.....me?
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao:
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Chepianna Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
The last box made me giggle, but hang in there chika!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks! :iconcryforeverplz: Luckily, mah box of toys is big and well-supplied :XD: :love:
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BleedingRoseEbony Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lastbox.. at least they won't cheat lol. but..... ive done all that myself v.v
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lolliequinn Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this ... :heart:
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piccusia Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahhaa :D za..........sty komiks :} masz dryg, babinko
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Miron86 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D
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rosehealer02 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know how you are feeling, I am same way you are. (hugs)
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:hugs: oh, sad,sad loneliness!!! D:
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rosehealer02 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:( Yeah.
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Sariusa Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your outfits are so cute!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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uraasa Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
Wow :XD::XD:
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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Kinikim Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
wuhwuwhw zgadzaaam się V_V
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconforeveraloneplz: a probowałas tez portale randkowe? jaka masakra >.< ludzie bardziej pojebani ode mnie :B
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Kinikim Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Weź daj spokój tam to nawet nie zaglądam... zostanę stara panna :iconforeveraloneplz:
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ja juz jestem :XD:
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Kinikim Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
kurdeee xD jeszcze taka stara nie jestes :P ale dupa z tym wszystkim cięzko kogokolwiek znależć w tym chorym świecie :P ja to zawsze trafiam na świrów jakiś O_o'
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ja tez O__o Świat chory, racja racja *_* Nie wiesz kto ma jaki fetysz/mózg, wychodzi w praniu. A psychopaci mogą kryć sie wszęeeeeeeedzie D: A poniewaz oglądam duzo 'Dextera' i 'Hannibala' oraz 'True Blood', to juz w ogole podejrzewam, ze kazdy moze byc seryjnym mordercą/sadystą itp. Będą jajca jeśli, mimo mojej ostrożności, kiedys padnę ofiarą kogoś takiego ;__________; Trzeba nosić paralizator :P
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Kinikim Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
No bez kituu O___O'' aż strach dziś jest ta pojebanie że wszystkim na mózg wali... ajjj chciałoby sie wrócic do dawniejszych czasów no ale co zrobisz.... paralizator i gaz pieprzowy XD!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: haha
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kuroitenshi13 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Professional General Artist
I totally understand. Though it seems whenever a guy does like me...I'm not interested. *hugs* Man, I'm going to have to wait till tomorrow to watch, but I can't wait!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I watch it on monday as well :B It was good! :dummy:
And yup, I know what you mean - women are so stubborn, we only want what we cannot have >,<
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kuroitenshi13 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Professional General Artist
It's complicated. *hugs*
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RubySnape Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
I needed this giggle XD I really really did!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: giggle away!
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RubySnape Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
:giggle:
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Demi-Plum Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my gosh I am in love with this >w<~!!!!!
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
>w<
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AJ-Reaper Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm. Take what you can from my experience. First off, I'm asexual and am a virgin (I'm 27). My husband is also a virgin (trust me, he is) and loves me enough to say its okay at we never have sex or children (to which I often tell him the day he asks for it is the day I get the divorce papers). That's the outcome. Now, when I became an adult I didn't hide the fact I'm a smart, outspoken, geeky, loudmouthed, smart ass, egotistical, aggressive, fascist, insane, control freak... etc etc bitch. I wear glasses, am pale, have freckles and am not skinny. My teeth aren't strait either. But, regardless of all this, I got hit on often. When I admitted every detail about how lousy my personality is (namely because I don't care) I got a ton of responses on my online profiles. Serious ones. I figure it was because they wanted the challenge of turning an asexual woman heterosexual. I don't know. But some other guys I dated didn't know until I told them (and I told them, flat out, what I am, the shit I dealt with in my life, etc). IT DID NOT SCARE THEM OFF! I thought it would, but it didn't. Anyway, if you can take away anything from my experience, awesome. But it might also be that I'm a freak if nature--which I think might be the case. If you don't try too hard and act like you give a fuck, the maybe you'll have more luck. Again, my circumstances may have been different because I'm a freak. And crazy.
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my, that's some story! :XD: I honestly can't imagine asexual people being married - it is interesting though. Why did you decide to have a companion in the first place? Because you fell in love? But if you're in love, don't you need to 'express it' ? :horny: Sorry, I'm so far away from asexual on the spectrum (I think I'm hypersexual), that I have hard time imagining, no disrespect intended! :giggle: Anyway, you're totally riht, when you don't give a fuck you usually get the most attention ^^; But it's hard to pretend not to give a fuck for me, when I do XD I will try to set my mind straight and disconnect from that 'problem' and maybe love interests will show up on their own :B I can always 'play the game' of being oh-so-not-interested to make people interested, but that just takes up so much unnecesary energy and effort D: Don't get me wrong, when I am not interested, I show it right away :iconnotimpressedplz: and I can get agressive and rude when someone who I'm not interested in is being persistent, it just pisses me off. Instead, when I spot someone I like and they're not ineterested, I get persistent and annoying myself :XD: I'm such a hypocrite, lol XD
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AJ-Reaper Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just because someone is asexual doesn't mean they don't want to be with someone. An aromantic asexual is what you are thinking of. We still want to be with someone, but we have no desire for intercourse. That isn't to say an asexual cannot become aroused, because that isn't true. We just lack the desire or want for sex. Anyway, I digress.

This video regarding asexuality is for the lulz: [link]

Try mishmashing being overtly sexual and highly prudent. Like, for example, wearing a turtleneck with a mini skirt. I've found that when your first impression on a guy is "that chick is confusing", they typically become intrigued. It's an idea. :-D
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unconventionalsenshi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:-D awesome link and good advice, thanks XD
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Re-Pyper Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awww, haha. :hug: :heart:
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Water-Spryte Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
O.o absolutely agree hun
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mandy-kun Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haven't done the club thing, but totally true on the net stuff T_T
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CrystalSetsuna Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
as one of the very fortunate people to have found my soulmate online without even realizing it at the time.....i'm going to shut up and run!*runs from the crazy single ladies*
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