Dear HeckoX (https://www.deviantart.com/heckox):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you Carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning love letters to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a new life as a clone .
Go Burn,
rii.
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