Trollpasta #2 - Pokemon Ketshup and Mustard by UmbreonAnimate, journal
Trollpasta #2 - Pokemon Ketshup and Mustard
Hello, my name is Hugh, Hugh Jazz.
This is my story of how I got to play Gen 10 of Pokemon, during a time where Gen 9 was new.
It was a story that has affected me so much, I became Ketshupphobic and Mustardphobic.
Yes, it was so bad, it made me disrespectful towards the BBQ Community.
So, here we go...
It was a Saturday morning, I stood up from my Bed, made some Juice, because I was about to watch Blues Clues!.... only to realize that Dora the Explorer was running on TV during that time... GOD I HATE THAT SHOW!!!
And then someone knock knocked at the door, I guessed it was that guy who wanted his money back.
I didn't wanna lose so I punched him in his face and took his shoes!... he was a fan who wanted to give me a game...
ALWAYS HAVE CLUES
After apoligizing to him and giving him some McDonalds, he gave me the game.
The game was called "Pokemon Ketshup and Mustard".
The title fascinated me, "Two Pokemon Games as one Game?! Gamefreak evolved!!!"
I said bye bye to my Fan, my Fan stepped
Trollpasta #1: Eeveelutionsquad - Lost Chapter by UmbreonAnimate, journal
Trollpasta #1: Eeveelutionsquad - Lost Chapter
Warning:
This Trollpasta was written just for comedy purposes!I was 13 years old, I loved all the Eeveelutionsquad Comics so much. However, after this event that happened to me, I stopped reading the comics!
Back in 2018, I received an E-mail, it said "Hey, I've heard that you love this Eeveelutionsquad comic series from Deviantart! I think you'll enjoy this new unreleased chapter of the series.
-Sans". This E-Mail leaded me to an download link, I was very excited to read it! The download didn't take that long and I was even more excited, so excited that I had to use the bathroom. I opened the folder that contains all pages. But when I rea...