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Ascension Gate Intro: Answering the Call by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 2, Part 3 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 2, Part 2 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 2, Part 1 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 1, Part 3 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 1, Part 2 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 1, Part 1 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Audition by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Profile -- Mr. Abacus by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Profile -- Biohazard by Umbrascitor, literature

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Ascension Gate Intro: Answering the Call by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 2, Part 3 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 2, Part 2 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 2, Part 1 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 1, Part 3 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 1, Part 2 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Round 1, Part 1 by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Audition by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Profile -- Mr. Abacus by Umbrascitor, literature

Patron OCT Profile -- Biohazard by Umbrascitor, literature

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The Thief and the Banana Ninja by Umbrascitor, literature

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TMD Final Round Part 3 by Rosemarri, literature

TMD Final Round Part 2 by Rosemarri, literature

TMD Final Round Part 1 by Rosemarri, literature

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Name the Greatest Action Hero of All Time:

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You have paused time, and everything around you is frozen in a single moment. Before you say "unfreeze" --

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Fill everbody's mouth with horseradish.
Place a loaded Super Soaker in everyone's hands.
Replace all the cash and cards in everyone's wallets with playing cards and Monopoly money.
Swap everyone's keys around.
Take a few dozen mannequins, dress them up as ninjas, and position them at strategic locations in the White House.
Cut the seams on everybody's clothes.
Nail every bathroom door shut.
Move the entire population of a small town into a remote cornfield, surrounded by crop circles.
Cover every seat, door handle, and every other surface with super-sticky glue.
Come up with a better idea and post it in the comments. You have plenty of time to think of something.
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#AscensionGateOCT (https://www.deviantart.com/ascensiongateoct) Besides the main tournament for writers, Ascension Gate is now running biweekly contests for comic artists, writers, and animators! Crikey. http://fav.me/d61dwbf
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HAP BIRF :cake:

Not sure if you're even still around much, but hi.
Yooooo happy birthday! :D Hope it's an awesome one. Unless DA is lying to me, in which case I still hope you have an awesome regular day. |D
Thanks! I did have an awesome day. I hugged a baby tiger, an alligator, and a wallaby! And now I own a tortoise.
I seriously can't load dA long enough to even reply to your note. SO. dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55…
I hope that link works.
I'll put up the actual entry once Time Warner decides to show up.
Got it. Looks like I'll have to reinstall a new trial for Word in order to read it, but hey, you're in!
I seriously can't load dA long enough to even reply to your note. SO. dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55…
I hope that link works.
I'll put up the actual entry once Time Warner decides to show up.
;o; excuse me, but I wanted to ask you a question, as you make your stamps?