Ripklaw the cat-alligator hybrid

Project Rampage log # 4

*the scene starts at Ripklaw's naval base on the underwater world of lemuria in the outer rim where ripklaw is starting to panic after receiving a message that Nocturna is personally coming to inspect the base today, he is in his private quarters pacing back and forth trying to come up with a plan to pass the inspection*

Ripklaw: What am I going to do? she is going to be here any second and once she sees the condition of my base, she'll have my captain status revoked and force me to live with the other low class warriors. *but Ripklaw's base wasn't in top notch condition, it has suffered damage attacks from both resistance and eggman forces alike*

Ripklaw: first the resistance goes and floods the base and then metal sonic and his robotic minions goes and trash the place even more, I swear this war is costing me men and places to store my treasures as well as my precious fleet! *as if on cue, one of his pirate underling had walked in his private quarters*


crewmate 1: um m-mister Ripklaw sir.


Ripklaw: what?!

Crewmate: I'm sorry to disturb you sir, but lord Nocturna has arrived and she demands to see you immediately.

Ripklaw: she's here, right now?! *thinking* what am I going to do, I didn't have time to make repairs to the base, I guess I'll have to expect the worse.

*Five minutes later at the command center*

Ripklaw: you wanted to see me lord Nocturna?

Nocturna: yes, Ripklaw take a seat. *Nocturna stares aimlessly at Ripklaw for four straight hours*

Ripklaw: you did want to see me about something, didn't my liege.

Nocturna: well, captain Ripklaw allow me to answer that question by posing another. Why are you trying to destroy my navy?

Ripklaw: Beg your pardon, Ms. Nocturna?


Nocturna: Now listen to me carefully, you lowly bottom feeder. For years, you single-handedly thwarted every attempt to capture that blue nuisance and the resistance! All the other evil empires are outdrawing us! We've lost so much money and resources, red is our navy's color! Intergalactic kingdoms have been technology than we do! The eggman empire wants to give us money! Now I'm going to set up a meeting with queen zarahs. Ripklaw! Are you listening to me?

Ripklaw: Uh, yes, ma'am yes.


Nocturna: zarahs is the last powerful empire we've got! And she's a friend of mine. And she considering of lending me some of her resources and allying with my empire. And I want that money, Ripklaw! Your job depends upon it. I'll let you know how to handle it, since I'll be watching you. Now go!

Ripklaw: but, ms Nocturna, I don't know if you should...

Nocturna: Ah, ah, ah, now you see? Right back there before you said "but, ms.Nocturna?" Right there? That was the end of the meeting.

Ripklaw: Well, I guess I'll leave. You have a pleasant day.

Ripklaw: but what about the inspection.

Nocturna: count yourself lucky that I not going to do it this year, because I got bigger problems to worry about.

Ripklaw: phew, what a relief. *all of his pirate underlings were all stand outside the command center listening to the whole thing.*

Ripklaw: what are you all standing around here for, get back to work!


Nocturna: in case you guys have any questions about Ripklaw, I'll answer them all right now. For starters Ripklaw is around 20 years old, and he is part crocodile, electric eel, and part lion but he has none of the lion's legendary courage, that means he'll resort to tricks and traps to stop his opponents and if that doesn't work he will have no choice but to fight them himself and if he can't be beat them he will more likely try to run away. and the things he likes to do for fun is fishing, swimming, watching sunsets, and playing ping pong. And how does he knows Dankfeer that because he used to live in the same swamp as dankfeer before enlisting in my army despite being two different species they played together and they fought together they were so close that some people thought they were brothers since they spent most of their time together, after they enlisted dankfeer now he serves by my side as one of my right hands and he leads the alligator army or would he likes to call it his waaagh! While Ripklaw leads the crocodile tribe and their nonsense but I still respect their brotherly love no matter what.