UltimateiPadExpert

I was tagged by 

1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must share 13 things about themselves.
3. Answer the 13 questions and invent 13 questions of your own.
4. F (Fulfill) your happiness.

13 Facts About Mahself:

1. I just ate a pretzel.
2. I once won the school-level Geography Bee.
3. I've ridden the 9th fastest/9th tallest rollercoaster in the world.
4. Despite fact #3, I'm terrified of heights.
5. I met fellow PHB author, HPuterpop, one time IRL.
6. Technology wise, I currently only own a MacBook Pro.
7. One time I was pretending to have locked myself into an elevator, but turns out, I actually was.
8. My middle name is apparently Scottish.
9. I'm planning to work in the film industry when I'm older, likely as an editor.
10. My twin brother and I actually have two different birthdays.
11. I'm near-sighted.
12. I've never visited another country outside of the United States.
13. I have never eaten sushi before.

Question Answering:
1) Am I awesome?
  I'd say so.  
2) What are you doing right now? Just curious 
  Talking on the PHC and watching YouTube videos. 
3) Favorite Ship?
  Hm, probably the Titanic.
4) Do you hate Adolf Hitler?
  Who doesn't?
5) What do you do for fun?
  Usually watch YouTube. I like to make little films also.
6) What angers you the most?
  Some of the troublemakers on the PHC.
7) What pets do you have at home?
  My dog, Sonnet, and my cat, Gracie.
8) What do you expect to see in year 3000 and above?
  Honestly no idea. Although, if I had to guess, I'd imagine the apocalypse would've already occurred by then.
9) Any plans for summer vacation? bcuz its July
  We might go to Kentucky in August. Already went to Tennessee and King's Dominion (separate trips).
10) I just bought a new shirt! Do you like it?
  I'm not much of a fashion guru, but yeh.
11) Favorite Elementary School Moment?
  Lunch.
12) Are you ready to see Finding Dory?
  YES! Going next week, I think.
13) Muddy Kid: can i haz hug plz? 
  Yellow Sword: Sure! *hugs*


Questions For The Pplz I Tag:
1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck decided not to chuck the wood that his brother, Chuck Wood, told him to chuck?
2) What one word describes me best?
3) Mix your two favorite colors, what color does it create?
4) Would you rather go into the past or the future?
5) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
6) Thoughts on jelly donuts?
7) Would you skydive twice in a row for 10 dollars?
8) What's the coolest place you've ever been to?
9) Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
10) Best day of the week?
11) Favorite meme?
12) Would you eat a scorpion?
13) Aliens?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS TAGGING TIME

I was tagged by Ms. . I'm frightened to find the results of this.  
(i apologize now for the number of Weird Al songs and soundtrack pieces. )

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

How would you describe yourself?:
A Complicated Song (HA! I wouldn't call myself a song, but yes, complicated indeed.)

What do you like in a guy/girl?:
Pancreas ( I have no words.)

How do you feel today?:
Walkin' the House (I guess if I take that as some sort of metaphor. )

What is life's purpose?: 
Escaping the Subconscious (MATRIX CONFIRMED! WE MUST ALL ESCAPE OUR SUBCONSCIOUSES!)

What is your motto?:
Greater (Welp, I sound very egotistical now.)

What do your friends think of you?: 
Tokyo (Sure, why not? I like traveling.)

What do you think of your parents?:
The Glory Days (Not a bad description  )

What do you think about very often?:
If I Didn't Have You (I would miss having you, oh humble reader of my tag. )

What is 2 + 2?: 
Shake (I have nothing for this one.)

What do you think of your best friend?: 
He's Got the Bird ( Mk then)

What do you think of the person you like?:
Flawless (OH MY GOODNESS, HOW DID IT RANDOMLY PICK THIS? Safe to say, it's fairly accurate.)

What is your life story?: 
Down to Earth ( I guess so?)

What do you want to be when you grow up?:
On an iPhone (I do indeed desire to own and talk on an iPhone when I grow up  )

What do you think of when you see the person you like?: 
Who I Am (Hm, interesting. The similarities, I suppose.)

What will you dance to at your wedding?:
Monsters, Inc. (This is that jazzy theme that plays during the door intro, btw. So, I'd say that's a pretty good song to dance to.)

What will they play at your funeral?:
Gold (Good song, not much to do with funerals, but mk)

What is your hobby/interest?: 
Going to the Backup Plan (No idea what this is supposed to mean about me.)

What is your biggest fear?:
Canadian Idiot (They're right near us, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!)

What is your biggest secret?:
Road Trip! (Secret road trip  )

What do you think of your friends?:
The Scare Floor (They're frightening in their own awesome ways. )

What will you post this as?:
My Own Eyes

I will now tag people, this'll be fun:

1. Do you snore?
Nope.


2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Can I not be both?


3. What’s your worst fear?
Probably heights. 


4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
I wanted to be, but I didn't get many Legos as a kid.


5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Depends on the show, but most are pretty bad.


6. Do you chew on your straws?
Not usually.


7. Were you a cute baby?
Not in my opinion, but I've heard otherwise.


8. Is the single life for you?
Until I'm an adult, yup.


9. What color is your keyboard?
Black keys, white letters.


10. Do you sing in the shower?
Yeh.


11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope, and I'd be horrified.


12. Any secret talents?
I can do this weird thing with my hair where it looks like it's a wig.


13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
It's so hard to pick just one. Maybe Rome or Paris?


14. Can you swim?
I can indeed.


16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
I honestly am not sure, likely not.


17. Do you care about the ozone?
Not sure what this question is supposed to mean, but I don't believe we're having problems with it.


18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
42.


19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Probably not.


20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Once, when I was really young.


21. Are you a single child?
Nope. Two brothers and a sister.


22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electronic.


23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Definitely not only a fun thing for some, but important for keeping certain animal populations at a good amount. Plus, I love meat, so.


24. Is marriage in your future?
I'm hoping so.


25. Do you like your handwriting?
Yup. Idk if this would be surprising to people, but I actually write in cursive most of the time.


26. What are you allergic to?
Death.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
A few hours ago to my mom.


28. Is Tupac still alive?
Probably not, but who knows.


29. Do you cry at weddings?
I've only been to a few as a really young child, but likely not.


30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled with cheese.


31. Are blondes dumb?
Some are, but I don't think hair color makes anyone more or less smart.


32. Where does the other sock end up?
Pretty sure Mr. Tumnus took it through the wardrobe.


33. What time is it?
3:44 PM Eastern time (when I'm answering this question)


4. Do you have a nickname?
Ultimate iPad Expert


35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
I like food too much.


36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Yesterday.


37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.


38. Is Santa Claus real?
Saint Nicholas is indeed a real person.


39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Um, I wouldn't know.


40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.


41. What are you addicted to?
Food. (Dieting is really hard right now)


42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy.


43. Can you crack your neck?
If I so desire.


44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
I don't believe so.


45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.


46. Is drug free the way to be?
Definitely.


47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Pretty sure I am.


48. What color are your eyes?
Blue.


50. Do you like your life?
Yeh.


51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The Rock.


52. Are you psychic
I knew you would ask that question.


53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
For school one time I believe.


54. Do you play any instruments?
Oh boy...
Currently Guitar, Bass Guitar, and Piano.
I used to play Recorder, Flute, and Violin.


55. Have you ever stolen money?
 Shh, you're blowing my cover. 


56. Can you snowboard?
I highly doubt it.


57. Do you like camping?
Yes.


58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Occasionally.


59. Do you believe in magic?
 Pick a card, any card.


60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
YES!


61. You believe in divorce?
I believe it exists. I doubt I'd ever do it.


62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Not well.


63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Every day.


64. Is it cold outside today?
Nope.


65. What was the last thing you ate?
Gum, right now.


66. Do you wear nail polish?
No.


67. Have you ever been kissed?.
Nope.


68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
There's this really cheesy one by a local lawyer. Don't quite remember his name.


69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Don't think so.


70. Favorite song at the moment?
All I Need Is You by Lecrae


71. Do you like your job?
If the PHB counts then yes. (Going to be getting an IRL soon)


72. Do you like your classes in school?
Aside from Math.


73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium Well.


74. Do you like these surveys?
They're kinda fun.


75. Do you know how to tag three people?
I do know how. How's this?

Tagged by 

Cow.
[x] You are always yearning, always striving for something greater and more meaningful.
[x] You form bonds with others on an intellectual level
[ ] You often hold grudges against those who hurt you
[x] You're a rather affectionate individual
[x] Crowded spaces make you uncomfortable
[ ] You liek dat grass
[x] You can be reserved, only asserting yourself as necessary
[ ] Your favourite colour is white or black (WHY THE U IN COLOR? Run. Just run. The British are coming for us.)
[ ] You can be spooked easily
[ ] You dream a lot and have a full imagination
[x] You are the nurturing type, a natural caregiver
[x] You are usually rational, and think more with your head than your heart
Total: 7

Snake.
[ ] Physically, you are very flexible. 
[ ] You like to have power or take control in most situations. 
[ ] You are a smooth talker.
[ ] You lie a lot. 
[ ] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[ ] You intimidate most people.
[ ] Most people don't like you. 
[x] Your favourite colour is green. (THE 'U's RETURN!!!!!!!!)
[x] You don't have very many friends. 
[ ] You have more enemies than friends.
[ ] You are cunning.
[x] You like to be alone.
Total: 3

Bird.
[ ] You like to feel as free as possible.
[x] Most people really like you. 
[ ] You are talkative. 
[ ] You feed the ducks when you go to the park. 
[x] You have been on an airplane before.
[ ] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[ ] Your favourite colour is blue. 
[ ] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time. 
[ ] You like to be part of the crowd.
[ ] Your vision is 20x20 or better. 
Total: 2

Cat.
[ ] You are very independent.
[x] You like to go out on adventures.
[ ] You're a cuddle-bug. 
[ ] You aren't afraid of mice. 
[x] You have a pet cat. 
[ ] You have a pet fish. 
[ ] You have cheated death 1 or more times.
[x] You have been in a car accident. 
[ ] Some people say that you're graceful.
[x] You are very quiet. 
[ ] You don't like the rain.
[ ] Your favourite colour is purple.
Total: 4

Dog.
[x] You are very loyal.
[ ] You are a very social person.
[ ] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[ ] You love to play sports.
[x] You have a pet dog.
[ ] Your favourite colour is yellow. 
[x] You find joy in helping others.
[ ] Your favourite food is meat. 
[x] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[x] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.
[ ] You may drool from time to time.
Total: 6

Horse.
[ ] You are a very physically-fit person. 
[ ] You like to go out on runs/jogs. 
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] Strength is your best quality.
[x] People can depend on you for things. 
[ ] Your favourite colour is red.
[ ] You like sports cars. 
[ ] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[ ] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[x] You like sweets.
[ ] Apples are your preferred fruit. 
Total: 2

Wolf.
[x] You live with your family. 
[x] You get along with your family.
[x] You like to teach others. 
[x] You have baby-sat before.
[ ] Your favourite colour is grey.
[ ] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened. 
[ ] You like to sing. 
[ ] The nightlife is for you.
[ ] You like to go to raves or dances. 
[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[ ] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.
Total: 5

Lion.
[ ] You are popular. 
[x] People look up to you. (I guess on the PHB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
[ ] You hold a powerful presence.
[ ] You have been in a fight before. 
[x] Your favourite colour is gold. (I know I said green before, but gold is cool too)
[x] Someone has looked up to you before (Once again, I guess so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
[x] You sleep more than 12 hours a day. (About half the time )
[ ] You are a morning person.
[ ] You think you have the best hair. 
[ ] You look intimidating to others.
[ ] People don't bully you. 
[ ] You love the rain.
Total: 4

Bear.
[ ] People think that you are very intimidating.
[ ] You are not afraid of bees. 
[ ] Your favourite colour is brown.
[x] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails. 
[x] You have brothers/sisters. 
[x] You like to go fishing.
[x] You like to swim.
[ ] You like to go hunting. (Probably would, but I haven't much)
[ ] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[ ] You are very strong.
[x] You don't like a big crowd.
[ ] You are fearless of others. 
Total: 5

Pig.
[x] You like to eat.
[ ] Your favourite colour is pink.
[x] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[x] You are smarter than a dog. (I hope so, at least)
[x] You are not a picky eater.
[ ] You have sensitive skin.
[ ] You like mud baths/facials.
[ ] You like to be pampered.
[ ] You depend on others a lot. 
[x] You aren't the most active person.
[x] You love chocolate. 
[ ] You're easily angered. 
Total: 6

Elephant.
[ ] You are tall.
[x] You eat a lot.
[ ] You have a great memory. 
[ ] Your favourite colour is silver.
[x] You wear glasses/contacts. (I have them, although I don't wear them a whole bunch)
[x] You like to travel.
[x] You love to swim.
[x] You're a good listener
[ ] You carry something special with you everywhere you go. 
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[x] You would rather avoid a fight. 
[ ] You have big ears. 
Total: 6

Fox.
[x] You like to make jokes.
[ ] You would like to become a comedian some day.
[x] You have pranked someone before.
[ ] You have a lot of friends. 
[ ] Your favourite colour is orange. 
[ ] You believe in true love. 
[ ] You love someone/have a crush on someone. 
[ ] People say you're sexy.
[x] You would like to have children someday. 
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[x] You live in the suburbs.
Total: 5

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (I guess I'm now a cow) Would you like to go skateboards?

Welp, I'm kinda tired. I tag everyone who reads this.

I was tagged by and . Wow, you guys must think I have a lot to hide or something.  

SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher. (I'm homeschooled, so yeh)
[ ] Been kicked out of class.
[x] Worn pajamas to school.
[ ] Had your tooth fall out at school. 
[ ] Gotten lost in your school.
[ ] Broken the dress code in school. 
[ ] Completely failed a test.
[ ] Left class without asking. 
[ ] Missed a whole week of school. 
[x] Thrown up in school.  
[ ] Been punched at school.

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Argue with your parent(s) a lot. 
[ ] Argue with your brother(s) a lot.
[ ] Argue with your sister(s) a lot.
[ ] Have your own room. (I wish, never)
[ ] Do your own laundry.
[x] Cook dinner once in a while.
[ ] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going anywhere. (THE HOMESCHOOL LIFE! YAAAAAAAAA!)
[x] You sleep in very long. 
[ ] All you do is watch television.
[ ] Your parents are divorced. 
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[x] Your friends are all taller than you.
[ ] You have been ditched by a friend.
[ ] You have memorized a friend's phone number.
[ ] You have lost/forgotten a friend's phone number. 
[ ] You have been to all of your friend's houses.


HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails. (I know, I'm sorry)
[ ] You have an odd obsession with giraffes.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[ ] There is at least one sound you cannot stand. 

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently like someone.
[ ] You want to kill one of your exes.
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you a b**** before. 
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.


PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] Boys make better friends than girls do. (I don't really have a preference tbh)
[x] The beach is an excellent place for a date. 
[ ] Pink is an ugly color.
[x] Needles aren't so horrible.
[x] Fallen down the stairs.
[ ] Had a nail fall off.
[x] Had surgery. (As a baby, yup)
[ ] Slapped someone across the face.
[ ] Killed someone.
[ ] Someone has called you a tease. 
[ ] You have been to Europe. (I wish.)
[ ] You have worn something inside out for a whole day.

Well, that was interesting. :bademoticon:  Hope you guys like it.
I'm on vacation right now, so I don't really feel like tagging people. Plus, I've seen so many people doing it anyways. If you haven't done this yet and you'd like to, I TAG YOU TO DO IT!