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The never ending discussion part 3

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This is an excerpt from a german warhammer-forum...crazy fellows. Because some of you haven't foreign language competences in german I made an effort to translate the postings.

Beware, english isn't my native language neither so I may be incorrect with this and I'm sorry for that.
If you find some incorrect sentences or grammar please notify me about that.

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Quote: But to come back to the Sororitas, it is proved that women are synchronizing their menstruation in a flat share. I visited some boarding schools. Indeed it was the case. Very stressful, 75%  unsupportable, 10 % horny and you haven’t see much from the rest because it was awkward for them. I’m imagining that in a Sisters convent.^^

 

THAT could be the reason, why in the Witchhuntercodex they say that every planetgouveneur was scared, if the Sororitas were come for inspection… they could have their battingweek (menstruation)

 

Quote: The Imperial Fists take their mind off with carving bones.

 

Normally a Space Marine gets just 15 min. free time before he’s going to bed. In this time he can do what he want.

I have a scene in my mind, if a Marine realizes it can be funny to manipulate his…  uhm… dick.

 

To visualize a company, where everyone run into their cabins at 11.45 pm and have one off the wrist.

Shamed be he who thinks evil of it. J

 

2.

Live in monastery is not argument against libidinous. Don’t forget how it was in the medieval convent. :D *ahem*

 

3.

Well, I think I got something…. Attention, the facepalm of the day:

How procreate monks and nuns?

 

With mithosis.

 

4.

Quote: Live in monastery is not argument against libidinous. Don’t forget how it was in the medieval convent. :D *ahem*

 

But Hodo, we have younger members in this forum…

 

5.

Quote: where everyone run into their cabins at 11.45 pm and have one off the wrist.
Shamed be he who thinks evil of it. J

 

Now you know where they get the fuel for the vehicles.

 

6.

That’s going to be disgusting now…

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CMVreud's avatar
Nr5 Erinnert mich an diese eine besonderheit der Angry Marines.
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tyrantwacheHobbyist Digital Artist
ich will gar nicht an das 4chan zeug denken Roll Eyes 
CMVreud's avatar
Ich mein ja nur die auf anderem Wege verarbeitet und produzierten Sprengstoffe.
Wenn die Treibstoff durch wedeln herstellen können warum dann nicht auch Sprengstoffe durchs Sche*ßen?
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MishaiHobbyist Digital Artist
uhm ....it is just holly promethium they sayd....be techmarine will be fun they sayd....by the Emperor burn this conversation with holly..damn...
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tyrantwacheHobbyist Digital Artist
:awesome: 
mechaelite's avatar
mithosis...

never thought of it as a possibility...


Now everything makes sense, that's why there are always so many space marines on the tableboard game (and not just because a 75% of 40k players start their armies with them).
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i had to chuckle so much on the last one :D
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tyrantwacheHobbyist Digital Artist
Me too, as I read it the first time.
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