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Palae-oh-no - Ep 18: Claw and Justice

Sampson awakened in a dark cell, feeling a headache. He noticed his legs were cuffed to the ground, and that Kollin and Corrie were the same. Kollin and Corrie woke up shortly after Sampson, both looking similarly pained. Sampson tried to see if there was any way he could escape. However, a fourth voice was soon heard. ‘Do not attempt to escape. If you do, you will be stunned on sight, and moved to the highest security prison.’ ‘Who are you?’ Kollin said. The door to the maniraptors’ cell opened to reveal a troodont with a microphone. As he put the microphone back into its slot in the wall, his features darkened as he entered the c...

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Interplanetary Quasar

INTERPLANETARY QUASAR by TYRANNOTITAN333 1. INT. SPACESHIP BEDROOM. MORNING. FREBZA hangs from the ceiling, and an alarm goes off. She wakes up and releases her crustacean limbs and tentacles from a slimy patch and falls onto the ground. Her head has one large eye and four smaller ones. 2. INT. SPACESHIP KITCHEN. MORNING. FREBZA walks to a tank with a sheep inside on a conveyor belt and uses her tentacles to activate some controls. The sheep is shaved and the wool is sucked up through a tube. FREBZA puts a container under a small chute and pulls on a lever. As the lever is pulled, processed sheep’s wool comes ...

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 18: Claw and Justice by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 18: Claw and Justice

Palae-oh-no - Ep 17: Beasts Awakened by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 17: Beasts Awakened

The movie opened with an egg hatching, containing a strange, gorgonopsian looking creature with eye horns, ten sabre teeth, acid saliva, red eyes and a back with buzzsaws. Suddenly, the movie’s theme music played, with the title card “Permian Planet.” The movie then cut to a train, with a voiceover saying ‘Hey, welcome to Permian Planet, troodonts! Time to show you stuff you remembered from our previous failed attempt at an amusement park, Permian Safari. Apparently the guys running this one want people to think that was all fun and dandy!’ On the train were two brothers, one was a kid and engrossed in everything, the other was a bore...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 16: Ton-Zilla by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 16: Ton-Zilla

“Lora, you didn’t have to come to university today. I could’ve covered you.” “I didn’t want to miss out on anything though, just because Feduciucc is gone. I mean, maybe I could finally get some work done now that we won’t be having any of our stupid arguments anymore.” “Yes, but you’re not feeling good at all, are you?” “I really appreciate your concern, but like I said, I think I might be able to actually get some stuff done.” “Hey look, it’s our new professor!” another student then proclaimed. Like Feduciucc, the new teacher had brown feathers, with a few khaki ones on the tail and wings. He also had a dark orange and blown up five fing...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 15: Planet Not-Theropod 2/2 by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 15: Planet Not-Theropod 2/2

The following episode of Palae-oh-no has suffered from severe delays, due to being inspected by the Palaeoartismo Cleaning Department. So… enjoy this when you can, I guess! ____________________________________________________________________________ “Okay, weird alien creatures, we don’t even know what a ‘bunny’ is!” Corrie was trying to find a way out of the theatre while Kollin was ranting at people’s claims and Kim-Lee was keeping people away with her large claws. “Corrie, tell them that we’re endotherms!” Kollin yelled. “Nothing is stopping them. They all want us to do something that isn’t even anatomically possible!” Kim-Lee’s atte...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 15: Planet Not-Theropod 1/2 by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 15: Planet Not-Theropod 1/2

“Where are we?” “Look at this bizarre vegetation!” “I think I need to keep on lying down – my body’s aching all over.” These were comments made regarding the situation Sampson, Lora, Jeff, Kollin and Corrie were in. They had awakened in a strange forest without any memory of arriving there, unlike anything they had ever seen. In particular, the main thing worth noting was that the surroundings were covered in grass. However, the group of maniraptors soon noticed that they weren’t alone. “Oh, F’ucc! I just had to be here with you, didn’t I?” Lora complained. “How about you shut up and try to help us figure out what was going on, Mi...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 14: The Monster Channel Lives by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 14: The Monster Channel Lives

“Okay, so today’s your last science class before your break. What should we do in our final lesson?” Jeff asked his students. “How about we just relax and sunbathe?” suggested one of the girls. “How about we watch that new movie with the giant robot dinosaurs fighting the giant aliens?” asked a boy. “Seeing as this is science class, we should put on something science-related. Could we watch the Unearthery channel?” requested another boy. “I guess we could do that. Plus I heard that plesiosaur week started today, so this could be a good option. Be careful though – they are pretty sensationalist with their stuff.” The documenta...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 13: Geochr-oh-no by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 13: Geochr-oh-no

“Corrie, Sampson, Lora and Jeff, may I present to you a new way to vent my frustration on MARTIANS, Permian Safari fanboys, and other morons plaguing palaeontology – Geochr-oh-no!” “Okay, Kollin, what is it this time? Some web series that makes fun of those groups?” asked Corrie. “Of course! It is a series that takes place in the Late Permian of north-western Russia about two Inostrancevia alexandri , Amal and Alexandra, who go to university and put up with annoying people who support groups like the CANDY. They often meet their friend, Sponogrog, who helps in their struggles, and Amal has two synapsids in his house, Vin the Dvinia...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 12: Secrets Revealed by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 12: Secrets Revealed

“Guys?” “Yes, Jeff?” “I’m starting to question our existence. Sampson, you know what I mean, right?” “No?” “I mean, I’m just wondering if everything is real or not. I mean, I’m not even sure if my feathers are the right colour!” “Jeff, are you sure the Beelzebufo soup you ordered was perfectly clear of toxins?” asked Lora. “No man, I mean, it tasted like it was a rocket or something.” “Okay, I’m going to see the restaurant manager. Sampson, make sure he doesn’t do anything strange.” “Sure.” Sampson then turned to Jeff and said “Remember, this is because someone didn’t cook the frog properly. You aren’t questioning your ex...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 11: Permian Safari is Nudist by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 11: Permian Safari is Nudist

“Sampson, did you hear the news?” “Yes, Jeff?” “We’re getting a new Permian Safari movie.” “That’s… okay news? I was never really into Permian Safari to begin with, so it isn’t that much of a big deal to me.” “I’m friends with one of the computer animators, and she just spilled the beans, forcing Utohruptu Speevenburg to make a public appearance in the city square.” “Oh, so are you saying you want to go?” “Well, my friend will be there, so it would be nice to see her at the event.” “Okay, I’ll go. I’ll see what he has to say about the matter then, especially if there will be any information on the synapsids that are set to app...

Palae-oh-no - Ep 10: Soaring Pteros 2/2 by Tyrannotitan333, literature

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Palae-oh-no - Ep 10: Soaring Pteros 2/2

“What. The. Heck. I feel so lethargic and clumsy! Wait, what!?” Lora was shocked to see that her body had mutated into what seemed to be a lizard-like creature, except that she could still stand bipedally, and her skull remained unchanged. “GUYS! Look at this!” Lora, who was in the same room as before except the lights were off, then saw three bizarre looking creatures walk up to her. One looked like a green humanoid lizard or classic theropod, another looked like an alvarezsaur but the feathers were missing and its skin was tightly wrapped around its skeleton, and another looked like a scaly oviraptorosaur and it had a longer tail. “Don’t...

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