“Woof”, I bark. I am a puppy. Why am I waiting by the door? Today is an important day for my human. He said he has a “disease”. Fleas? and then repeated the letter “A” twice. I don’t know, I’m only a puppy. So I’m waiting by the door until he returns so I can jump on him and lick him, because I love him. He comes home and I jump on him. He has a bottle he brought home. ‘Mouthwash’? "Mouth Fleas” he jokes. “No, they told me I should take care of myself better, and that starts with good hygiene. It’s so I can have good, white, teeth —” He gives me a