My Life is 27% Happy

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By TurboPikachu
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Took this in March 2013, August 2014, and Feb 2015.... But a suicidal episode occurred in May 2015, an anxiety attack occured in Feb 2016 with after-effects in the couple months following, and after all sources of joy being shut down by my mother in August 2016, I have been letting negativity define who I am and how I behave. And since the last time I took this survey in 2018, I've changed jobs into one that actually is miserable AND THEN in March 2020 covid struck and scared me into unpaid leave, and then I've had to say my goodbyes to my grandfather on June 25th 2020 and attend his funeral on July 2nd 2020, the first funeral of my life. HAHAHA things are going so well for me huh?

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

Total: 3

[ ] You dress how you want to.

[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[ ] Your room is big enough for you.

[ ] People don't use you for something you have.

[ ] You have been to a concert.

Total: 5

[ ] You have over 50 friends on Facebook. (I don't have a Facebook, nor do I want one.)

[x] Your parents let you have a Facebook. (They'll let me, but I don't have or want one.)

[ ] You get allowance (I was employed but covid-related unpaid leave lol)

[ ] You collect something normal.

[ ] You look forward to going to school.

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport. (stopped bowling in August 2015)

[ ] You do something after school.

Total: 6

[ ] You own a car. (can't afford to drive because covid-related unpaid leave lol)

[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents. (I've been arguing with my mom for years. T^T)

[ ] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

Total: 7

[ ] You know what is going on in the world. (I began avoiding world events as of Nov. 2014)

[ ] You care about so many people.

[ ] You are happy with your life.

[ ] You know more than one language.

[x] You have a screen name.

[ ] You own a pet. (My beloved dog was put down in June 2013 for severe athritis)

[x] You know the words to 5 songs

[ ] You don't have any enemies

[ ] You are a generally nice person.

Total: 9

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.

27%..... Down from 36% in Feb 2018, down from 45% in Feb 2015, down from 63% in mid-2014, and down from 87% in early 2013

L - O - freaking - L

P.S. I have officially hit my hard-minimum on this survey, unless my parents divorce or I have to room with with someone in a studio apartment (but rooming with someone would reinstate a considerable amount of positives, so... yeah)

This is the definitively final time I can go any lower with this survey unless my parents divorce and I'm somehow stuck with my toxic, furry-hating mother...

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awww well i believe ur life will get better :3