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Roronoa Zoro VS. Combat Agent Six

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Roronoa Zoro VS. Combat Agent Six


The sun was shining down onto a village in a island within the ocean known as the New World. A dimensional rift formed within the area, which Combat Agent Six emerged from and glanced around when he sighed, "They seriously had to send me alone here even without Alice. Stupid android kid has to be getting upgrades..."


Zoro wandered into the area and narrowed his eye, "Where am I now?"


"Eh..." Six blinked confusedly until he saw a wanted poster of Zoro on the nearby wall, which caused him to smirk widely, "I can get some cash while I am here!"


"Hmmm?" Zoro sighed in annoyance.


Six drawn his combat knife out and pointed at him, "I am going to get some cash for your head, you green haired asshole!"


Zoro sighed when he drawn his katanas Enma and Sandai Kitetsu out of their sheaths.


"Katanas?" Six blinked confusedly.


Zoro suddenly dashed at him and swiped his katanas at him.


Six attempted to parry the blows with his combat knife, which was easily sliced through by Zoro's katana Enma.


"That knife must been crafted very badly..." Zoro smirked.


Six gasped shockingly and jumped away, "My combat knife! That was a bonus that I got years ago!"


"Quit whining like a baby..." Zoro sighed.


"Screw you, asshole! After I kill you, I am going to find some busty gals to grope!" Six shouted.


"Tch, another pervert..." Zoro swiped out his katana Enma at him, which launched a spiraling blade of compressed air straight at him, "Sanjūroku Pound Hō!"


Six was sent hurtling away upon impact with the spiraling blade of compressed air until he bounced off of the ground and wrote in a notepad.


"What the hell are you doing?" Zoro asked.


"Requesting a better weapon!" Six ripped the page of the notepad that he wrote on out and placed it on his Miniature Teleporter, which caused it to vanish.


"What the hell are you talking about?" Zoro twitched.


"Oh you will see," Six smirked when he took his pistol out and begun to fire at him with it.


Zoro instinctively deflected the bullets with his katanas.


"What the hell?!" Six gasped shockingly, "You can deflect bullets?! What are you some kind of OP anime character?!"


"Do you ever shut up?" Zoro groaned in annoyance when he drawn his katana Wadō Ichimonji from its sheath, which he placed its handle between his teeth.


"Eh, that's not good for your teeth, man..." Six sweats.


A dimensional portal formed above them, which dropped a chainsaw out of it that Six managed to catch.


"What the?" Zoro blinked confusedly.


"This is Anti-Armored-Vehicle Omnidirectional Vibrating Blade Bad Sword, Type R, or better known as R-Buzzsaw..." Six hooked up a wire from it into his Miniature Teleporter until he smirked, "Limit Removal now,"


"Removing limits from combat armor now. You can cancel it anytime during the countdown," a electronic voice came from his armor.


The dimensional portal closed at that time.


Zoro sweats.


"Heh, its time for you die," Six smirked.


"Three... two... one... Limits of this armor have been removed..." the electronic voice announced when the lines on his armor begun to glow brightly.


Six activated the R-Buzzsaw as it has energy pulsing from its blade when he charged at him and swiped it at him.


Zoro instinctively dodged him by sidestepping him with the usage of Kenbunshoku Haki.


Six sliced through the wall of a nearby building with ease when he turned around.


Zoro stood in a stance with his katanas lifted up above his right shoulder.


"Heh just stand there and make yourself a easier target for me to hit!" Six charged at him.


"Senhachijū Pound Hō!" Zoro swiped his katanas outward at him, which created a huge vacuum of air that struck into Six.


Six was hurled back as his armor was literally obliterated, which left him in his boxers until he crashed down onto the ground.


The surrounding area was badly damaged by the vacuum of air.


"What the hell?! AH! My armor!" Six yelled when he finally noticed he was only in his boxers as his Miniature Teleporter and R-Buzzsaw were the only things that survived the attack.


"Heh looks like your armor was a piece of crap..." Zoro smirked when he imbued his Busoshoku Haki into his katanas, which made them black and shiny until he begun to rotate the katanas in front of himself within his hands, "Santōryū Ōgi: ..."


"Screw you! Quit acting like a badass!" Six shouted angrily in annoyance when he charged at him.


"Heh, Ichidai Sanzen Daisen Sekai!" Zoro dashed at him and swiped all of his katanas at him before Six was capable of attacking until he dashed pass him and came to a stop.


Six staggered to a stop until he was suddenly struck by a repeated series of slashing shock waves, which sliced him apart with blood spraying everywhere.


Zoro sighed and reverted his katanas back to normal when he placed them away into their sheaths until he walked away.

Here is Roronoa Zoro VS. Combat Agent Six, a versus story that I came up with. I recently got into watching Combatants Will Be Dispatched!, oh boy, Six has been came one of my most unliked characters. Not because he is a pervert character, there are a lot of pervert characters that I like (Roshi and Sanji for example), but the reason I don't like him is that he is a pervert with no positive things about him.

Techniques/
Sanjūroku Pound Hō (36 Pound Cannon)
Senhachijū Pound Hō (1080 Pound Cannon)
Santōryū Ōgi: Ichidai Sanzen Daisen Sekai (Three Sword Style Secret Skill: Great Three Thousand Great Thousand Worlds)
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ML-gomorafan's avatar

I agree, Six is just a selfish, entitled scumbag and made only worse after what he did to poor Heine and Russell. I do not like him at all. I really hope he gets what he rightfully deserves.