Published: November 21, 2009
They said it couldn't be done.
I said it could.
They said it wasn't possible.
I said it was.
They said the world wasn't ready.
I said it didn't matter.
They said, "But why would you do that?"
I said, "Because I must."
They said, "Well, what the hell does that mean?"
I said, "Man is meant to create the possible."
They said, "No, it's not like that at all. Consider the atom bomb. That was a terrible idea."
I said, "This is awesome though."
They said, "This is the equivalent of inventing power saws for dogs."
I said, "Well, that sounds pretty goodwhat's wrong with that?"
They said, "Are you serious!? What's the matter with you? What the hell is not wrong with that!?"
I said, "Well, I'm still making it."
They said, "Fine, whatever. It's a stupid idea."
So now, ladies and gentlemenwithout further adoI present to you... years in the making... the latest in aeronautical and leisure travel technology!
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