It's coming faster than you think, the future! Why it's going to be so hyperfast, you won't even be able to tell that it's not already here! We'll have self-driving holograms directly injected into our brains! And all sentences will end in exclamation points! Srsly!
Offense: Predict that AI will win the game easily within at least 25 years; attack +3
Defense: Eliminate opponent with same time-traveling AI; defense +3