Winners Don't Act Like This

EDIT EDIT: Several people brought this up--even though I don't directly spoil anything in the sixth book (because the entire flash is a parody of ev-ry-thiiiing), it does hint at a major plot point. So it's a semi-spoiler. If you've miraculously avoided getting spoiled by lamers thus far, and're trying to keep all knowledge of the book out of your head, don't watch this flash. D: Though, I figure most everyone knows the major plot points or has heard the non-spoiler rumors before the book's release, so it won't hurt ...

Speaking of spoilers, it goes without saying that it's not a good idea to read the comments on this deviation if you don't want to be spoiled--as expected, there's spoilerdicks who think they can somehow "get back" by posting spoilers in the comment box. Too bad they don't realize the futility of doing that, and are in fact proving they're no better than the two knuckleheads in the flash.

(For the anonymous guy on 4chan who tried to organize a spamming of my comments box, I hope you're enjoying that ban the 4chan admins gave you! )

EDIT: Yes, I KNOW the flash file is off-center. I'm not sure what happened; the flash file views fine on other sites and locally. It seems to be some sort of HTML bug in DeviantArt itself; try right clicking on the huge white space, you'll notice you get the usual HTML right click menu instead of the one that pops up with Flash.

Oh, and as the preloader says, I was going for a sort of "voiced comic book" style here, so it's not exactly animated. Hence, BEAUTIFUL COMIC BOOK-O-RAMAVISION!

Over the past few days, since the release of the sixth Harry Potter book, I've been thoroughly disgusted with the behavior of quite a few people on the 'net. Seems like half of the internet's population is out to ruin the enjoyment people get out of reading that book by spoiling all the major plot points. Hell, one glance at YTMND.com, or the Harry Potter-related articles on Wikipedia (which are, as of this submission, being endlessly vandalized by trolls) will show that easily.

I'm no Harry Potter fan, and have never read the books, so that just goes to show how old this crap's gotten to be, when someone totally unrelated to the HP fandom has to go and make something like this.

Anyway, for all you Harry Potter fans out there (and anyone else who's tired of watching the trolls crap all over the internet), I present to you this public service announcement. Enjoy!